Oct05
Vivisector of the Week!
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We've got a couple of doozies for you this week. These guys are so nasty that they make some of our previous contestants look like lightweights—amateur torturers. Mere Igors to their Frankensteins. But first, a word on our latest winner: After taking a commanding lead early on, Robert Rucker beat out his colleague by a margin of 11 votes to 5 to become this week's Vivisector of the Week! Let's hope this rout at the polls doesn't cause a rift between the two UC Davis colleagues. The pair of them are obviously insecure enough as it is, given that they both feel a need to spend their days picking on helpless mice...
But onward and upward! This week's theme is "craniotomies," and we've got two contenders for you who share a lust for drilling into live animals' skulls. So hold your breath, shield your eyes, and get ready to cast your vote for this week's Vilest Vivisector! [Warning: Do not read this entry while eating your lunch]
Jeffrey Schall, Vanderbilt.
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Hagai Bergman, Hebrew University.
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That's it for this week. Don't forget to cast your vote, and check back with us next time* when we'll be looking at a pair of young scholars who were positively born to maim!
*The PETA Files cannot guarantee that they will remember to do this next week.





