Sep 05
That's Why the Ducky Is a Tramp ...
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Those crazy folks over there at the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS). They're handing out stamps with an attached phone number inviting callers to pay $1.99 per minute to "talk only to the girls who turn you on."
Nope, not a joke … just a teeny, tiny typographical error. In the U.S., all waterfowl hunters must buy and carry the Migratory Bird Conservation and Hunting Stamp, otherwise known as the duck stamp. This year, FWS printed about 3.5 million duck stamps with the incorrect number.
The correct number, 1-800-STAMP24, is for people wishing to order additional duck stamps. But what is actually printed is 1-800-TRAMP24 (the number for Intimate Connections). "Honey, I swear! I was just ordering more duck stamps!"
Maybe this should be a sign to FWS and to all those folks trying to order their duck stamps. Sport hunting is cruel and unnecessary. Personally, I think the next time the FWS issues their duck stamps, in addition to including a phone sex number, they should include information on diminutive male genitalia disorder.
Posted by Carrie Ann Harris
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