Mar09
Messig from a huntur namd Ed
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I just got this message from a dude named Edward Krystosek, whose e-mail address, lovetohunt1234@yahoo.com, is cleverly designed to show that despite being an avid hunter, he can still count all the way to four. The e-mail contained three different photos of Ed posing with the corpses of animals he has presumably killed. I'll spare you the other pics, but the message itself is priceless:
I figured you would enjoy seeing these.
 I will keep sending them to you since I know you will enjoy them.
 I fugure if you harass me, I will return the favor.
Anyway, it sounds like our Ed is a regular reader, so I "fugured" I'd Google him to see if I could learn some more about him. Turns out Ed hasn't left much of an Internet trail behind him, but in the process of seeking him out, I stumbled across this wonderful study about the long-suspected link between hunting and small penis size. Apparently, Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder (DMGD) and taking out your excess aggression on defenseless animals are inextricably linked. It just explains so much! I don't know if Ed's a sufferer himself, but if he is, it does provide a good explanation of why the poor guy craves attention so badly that he needs to send pics of himself killing animals to PETA. Here's hoping Ed gets the help he so desperately needs.
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