She had them ORGANIC COTTON jeans,
Boots with FAUX fur,
The whole club lookin at her

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- My animal-friendly alernative to T-Pain's "Apple Bottom Jeans" song

Posted by: Kerry | February 3, 2010 11:49 AM

Awesome.

Posted by: Everardo Lopez | February 3, 2010 11:58 AM

I don't get this... :( I wanna enter, but Idk what I need to do! :O

Posted by: Rita | February 3, 2010 12:00 PM

I hope I win...I love it when my tids and bits are pro-vegan also. :)

Posted by: Josie Phipps | February 3, 2010 12:01 PM

so tired of people that do not understand what we are doing for animals.

Posted by: tim schwenk | February 3, 2010 12:07 PM

Yes I can see her
Cause every girl in here wanna be her
Oh she's a Vegan
I feel the same and I wanna eat with her

They say she low down
Its just a rumor and I don't believe em
They say she needs to eat meat
She think its baddest thing around town

She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before
Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood gorge
I'm tryna find the words to hang with this girl cause she don't kill animals
The way that booty movin I can't take no more
Had to stop what I'm doin so I can pull up close
I'm tryna find the words to become a vegan and be respectful

Damn girl
Damn who's a sexy veg
A sexy vegan
Damn who's a sexy veg
Damn girl

VEGANS ARE HOTT :)

Posted by: Amanda | February 3, 2010 12:15 PM

I just lost my underwear
I don't know where they went
At least they have a vegan message
And cost less than 10 and fifty cents.

My version of Pink's "So What" Song

Posted by: Shelly | February 3, 2010 12:15 PM

if your a vegan, than you shouldnt put meat on it.
if your a vegan than you shouldnt put meat on it
dont be sad cause you see your a humane eater.if your a vegan, than you shouldnt put meat on it.
oh oh oh.

my humane rendition of beyonce's single ladies :)

Posted by: amanda | February 3, 2010 12:21 PM

Hey, why aren't you also giving away sexy underwear for men?

Posted by: eMatt | February 3, 2010 12:27 PM

Wake up in the morning feeling like R McDonald
Grab my knife, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, kill some chickens with a stab in the back
'Cause when I leave for the slaughterhouse, I ain't coming back

It may not be 'friendly' exactly, but it would be a great catchy way to teach people about McCruelty :]

Posted by: Kayla Barbaretta | February 3, 2010 12:39 PM

I see trees of green
cows in the field
sweet baby calves
who will not become veal
and i think to myself
what a wonderful world

I see skies of blue
birds taking flight
free roaming dogs
who are not forced to fight
and Ii think to myself
what a wonderful world

the turkeys and chickens
have space to walk and run
and feel the soft feeling
of the warmth of the sun
I see foxes and bears
cozy in their own fur
animals free
living a life that is pure

i hear kittens mew
and cute puppies bark
seeing them happy
brings joy to my heart
and i think to myself
what a wonderful world

yes i think to myself
what a wonderful world

Posted by: Frannie Tull | February 3, 2010 12:46 PM

"All I Want Is Tofu"
(to the tume of Staind's "All I Want Is You".. if you don't know this song, play it while you read these lyrics!) :D

Would you eat,
Your maltese,
It's the same,
As eating beef,
Oh can't you see,
What they must feel,
No animal should be, should be a meal

[Chorus:]
Meat I live without,
All I eat now,
All I want is tofu,
They call me vegan now,
Meat I live without,
All I want is tofu,

The things they do,
it's so cruel,
Have you seen,
How they kill your food,
You will think twice,
About eating veal,
No animal should be, should be a meal

[Chorus:]
Meat I live without,
All I eat now,
All I want is tofu,
They call me vegan now,
Meat I live without,
All I want is tofu,

Is tofu,
Is tofu,
Is tofu,
It's all I eat now,
Meat I live without,
All I want is tofu

[Chorus:]
Meat I live without,
All I eat now,
All I want is tofu,
They call me vegan now,
Meat I live without,
All I want is tofu,
It's all I eat now,
Meat I just live without,
And all I eat is tofu,
And all I want is tofu.

Posted by: Chrissy | February 3, 2010 01:12 PM

Theres a Vegan in your closet,
Open up and set it free,
Theres a Vegan in your closet,
Bring tofu so it can eat.

Shakira's animal friendly version of "She wolf"

Posted by: Caitlin | February 3, 2010 01:17 PM

These are great. You all are so talented.

Posted by: mary | February 3, 2010 02:32 PM

vegetables are yummy
and meat is gross
you are my veggie darlin
and i love you more then death itself

Posted by: Jessie | February 3, 2010 03:31 PM

Nirvana: About a Girl (or in this case, about a seal)

Original:
I need and easy friend
I do
With an ear to led
I do
Think you fit this shoe
I do
But you have a clue

I'll take advantage while
You hand me out to dry
But I can't see you every night
Free

Cruelty free version:
I want you to stop
Killing
Innocent seals
Killing
With your hooks and clubs
Killing
Please listen to my appeals

Don't take advantage while
People kill baby seals
Boycott the Canada Olympics
This year

Here's a link to the original:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpMt_YqVbhw

Posted by: Addie H | February 3, 2010 06:06 PM

My Lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen…

(Pigs POV)
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a Farmhouse
No escape from reality
Open my eyes
Look up through the bars and see
I'm just a poor pig (Poor pig)
I get no sympathy
Because they easy come, easy go
Beat me high, beat me low
But every time my screams rose
Doesn't really matter to them, to them

(Farmer’s POV)
Vegans just killed a pig
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Vegans, his life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Vegans, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
I don’t think I can do this any longer
But they’ll Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

(Pigs POV)
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, oooooooh
I don't want to die
Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

[Guitar Solo]

I see a big silhouetto of a man
Squeal-squeal, Squeal-squeal, I do not want to Die, NO!
Gunshots and Biting, very, very frightening
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro
Don’t hit me No-o-o-o-o
I'm just a poor pig nobody loves me
He's just a poor pig with a poor pig family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
Let me go
Bismillah! We will not let you go
Let me go
Bismillah! We will not let you go
Let me go (Will not let you go)
Let me go (Will not let you go) (Never, never, never, never)
Let me go, o, o, o, o
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama Mia, let me go
Beelzepork has the devil put aside for me, for me, for me!

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can hurt me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

[Guitar Solo]
(Oooh yeah, Oooh yeah)

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Any time my screams rose...

Posted by: Jessa Ripley | February 3, 2010 08:02 PM

millions of vegans...
meat is set free...
millions of vegans...
veggies for me...
millions of vegans...
we are not mean...
millions of vegans...
finally we're all free...

to the tune of PUSA "Millions of Peaches"
lovely :)

Posted by: nicole licklider | February 3, 2010 08:14 PM

Sweat dreams are made of peas, who am I to dis a Pea. I travel the world and the seven Peas. Everybody is looking for some peas.

Sung to the tune of "Sweat Dreams", Either Annie Lenox or Marilyn Manson version will suffice.

Give Peas a Chance,

B.

Posted by: Breck | February 3, 2010 10:34 PM

(UNBREAK MY HEART by: Toni Braxton) is now..
"UnBreak his Heart" by: Jamie Amoratis 2/3/10 =o)

Don't let me see u touch him,
Don't go near him, againnn,
Come back and bring back his smile,
Go-and wipe his tears away,
He needs your arms to hold him now,
Since life is so unkind,
Let's have respect for all animals, Can't we?!

Un break his heart,
Say you'll LOVE him again,
Undo that hurt you caused -
since we ALL hurt them all
and decide to eat them-
Let's tell our friends!
It'd be a BRAND new start!!
Let's un break his heart.

If we could just realize..
all the hurt that we cause everyday,
I think we'd be disgusted and then..
Never touch an animal AGAIN!
You won't forget- the day u change..
..can reinvent yourself..
He said :"Life is so CRUEL w/out u here beside me."

Un break his heart,
Say you'll LOVE him again,
Undo that hurt you caused -
since we ALL hurt them all-
and decide to eat them-
Let's tell our friends!!
It'd be a BRAND new start
Let's unbreak his heart..

Posted by: Jamie Amoratis | February 3, 2010 11:07 PM

I see them lookin at ME
Like I'm some kinda MEAT..
well GET OUTTA UR SEAT!
Why don't u DO SOMETHING !?

LOLOL
Britney Spears "Do somethin'"

Posted by: Stacy Amoratis | February 3, 2010 11:18 PM

Cat Stevens: Where do the Children Play?

Well I think it's fine, building jumbo planes.
Or taking a ride on a cosmic train.
Switch on summer from a slot machine.
Get what you want to if you want, 'cause you can get anything.

I know we've come a long way,
We're changing day to day,
But tell me, where do the children play?

Well you roll on roads over fresh green grass.
For your lorryloads pumping petrol gas.
And you make them long, and you make them tough.
But they just go on and on, and it seems you can't get off.

Oh, I know we've come a long way,
We're changing day to day,
But tell me, where do the children play?

When you crack the sky, scrapers fill the air.
Will you keep on building higher
'til there's no more room up there?
Will you make us laugh, will you make us cry?
Will you tell us when to live, will you tell us when to die?

I know we've come a long way,
We're changing day to day,
But tell me, where do the children play?

Posted by: Parul Sharma | February 4, 2010 01:22 AM

From the Ground Up

Never get enough - You can never get enough - You should never get enough of it - From the ground

In the morning, the best time to eat - Energy calling - Cause you're up on you're feet

And what to do your body needs a boost, So go with vegetable, grain and fruit

In the afternoon – You're in my mid day flow - Try to keep it light - Cause you're still on the go

In the evening, It the same old thing you do - - Because you should never get enough it

Chorus

From The Ground Up - Fruits, Grains and Vegetables

Why not have yourself some more
From The Ground Up – From the Ground, Nutrition from the ground

Fruits and vegetables help in many ways - To give our bodies vitamins C, E and A

And other important nutrients, that every human body needs

So we can be all we can be

I'm loving the grain, and yes I like it whole

Cause that's my fiber that keeps my digestion gold

And grain has more things, like magnesium, iron and zinc

And plenty of vitamin B

With a healthy diet as part of your life

Combined with regular exercise

If you reduce your fat, salt and sugar and increase your water, fruits, vegetable and grains

You're gonna feel better, and you can control your weight

So take it from me

You should be watching what you eat

You don't have to have all the fat, You can cut back on the sweets

Fruits, grains and vegetables is what your body really need

That's the secret recipe

Tomatoes from the ground

Potatoes from the ground

And since trees are planted in the ground I can say

Apples from the ground, peaches from the ground

Posted by: Parul Sharma | February 4, 2010 01:24 AM

So In Love With--This song is a love song (about for FRUIS & VEGETABLES)

Think about you all day long. My craving growing strong. It's my Real Love Jones that goes on and on and on. It's a fact you're good for me, you are my energy. Can't wait to get my next taste of...

I can't imagine, where I would be, if I had to live with no you and me.

You make me feel good, when you're inside of me. I can't pretend to be, anything but in love. Ooooh so strong. My craving growing strong.

It's my real Love Jones that goes on and on and on

So In Love With

My Cherie Amour, it's you that I adore. You feed my body to the core. I want you more and more and more. I like how you nourish me and how you protect me.

You've got my back and I'm thankful to God for that.

It's your chemistry that benefits me. You help me physically and my psychology. At every meal you're down, connecting me to the ground.

I'm so blessed cause you fulfill my every need

My phytochemical rainbow bringing colors to my flow. My infatuation never cease it only grows. You've got the flavor I crave for – The taste that I savor. You're essential to my body my mind and soul

And you satisfy my every appetite. You help me keep it light. I can take you five to nine times a day, in all the special ways.

You supply vitamins for my life

Mom: Ooh I love these fruits and vegetables, they're so yummy! Dad: Fruits and Vegetables? Mom: Hey, What are you doing there? Dad: I was just walking by. Mom: Well you caught me. Dad: So, you're in love with fruits and vegetables? Mom: Yes, and you should be too, because they provide you with the essential vitamin A, C and E, they supply with minerals like iron, magnesium and zinc And they help you by giving you phytochemicals which help you stay healthy. So, what' not to love?

Everyday I like to be down with the food from the ground. Nutrition by the pound that helps me go round and round and round. Mix it with the exercise, and don't forget the seven to nine. And, eight glasses of water per day, now, that 'll keep it tight

My Cherie Amour, it's you that I adore. You feed my body to the core. I want you more and more and more.

I like how you nourish me and how you protect me

So In Love With

Posted by: Parul Sharma | February 4, 2010 01:31 AM

Imagine there's no meat
It isn't hard to do
No food to kill or die for
And no animal abuse
Imagine all the creatures living life in peace,
You, you may say I'm a vegan
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.

Posted by: Erin Register | February 4, 2010 01:48 PM

Bob Marley - one love

Don't let them all pass their dirty remarks (One Love)
There is one question Vegans would really like to ask (One Heart)
Is there a place for the heartless sinner
Who hurts animal kind just to feed his own?
Believe me

Posted by: Kris | February 4, 2010 02:13 PM

It's a sweet lil bunny
the animal inside
To Look at it, I can't wear its hide
I don't have much money but boy if I did
I buy all the capitves
so free they can live

If I was a trapper, but then again, no
I can't club seals as they play in the snow
I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
My gift is my vegan life, and its for you

And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
don't care you do mind
I put it in words
How wonderful life is while they're in the world

I sat on the roof
saw calf licked off some moss
watched some of the horses on the plains as they run across
The soy's been quite good as I munched while I wrote this song
It's for creatures like you that keep it turned on

So excuse me if you eat meat but these things I do
I do this cuz animals hurt too.
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Seeing beasts run wild is really my thing
And you can tell everybody this is a song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life with wild beasts in the world

Posted by: sophia hernandez | February 4, 2010 05:57 PM

In the Arms of an Angel-Sarah Mclachlan

My lyrics are about the animals in Haiti right now. I hope all of these animals get the love and care they need.

Spend all my time waiting for that second chance
For the help that will make it ok
There's never a reason to feel not good enough
And it's harder everyday
I need some love, oh beautiful release
Memories seep from my veins
They may be empty and weightless, and maybe
I'll find some peace tonight in my grave

In the arms of the Angels, fly away from here
From this dark, cold place, and the endlessness that I fear
I am pulled from the wreckage of my silent reverie
I’m in the arms of an Angel; may I find some comfort here

So tired of the hate, the sacrifice and everywhere I turn
There's vultures and abusers at my back
The storm keeps on twisting, I keep on running from the lies
That they make up for all that they lack
It don't make no difference, escaping one last time
It's easier to believe
In this sweet madness, oh this glorious sadness
That brings me down

In the arms of the Angels, far away from here
From this dark, cold place, and the endlessness that I fear
I am pulled from the wreckage of my silent reverie
In the arms of an Angel; may I find some comfort here

Posted by: Tabitha | February 7, 2010 07:30 PM

"You'll be in MY Heart" by: Phil Collins is now..
"It's a Brand New Start" by: Jamie Amoratis

Come stop your crying --it's gonna be a good life !
Don't worry now--we'll WIN this fight.

We will protect u- from all around you
I promise NOW-- That I WILL TRY!

I KNOW you're small- but I KNOW your STRONG
MY arms will hold you- keep you safe and warm
This bond between us CAN'T be broken
This change promises:
NO MORE WILL DIE!

'Cuz you've GOT a brand new start-
Yes- you've GOT A brand NEW start!
From this day on-
Now and forever more

You've got a brand new start;
I will HELP in every way!
You've got this new life,
now-- & always...

Why can't they understand the way YOU feel?
They JUST can't TRUST what they can't explain!
I KNOW they'd be outa jobs
but Let's end this torture!!!
Let's GO AND hurt them JUST THE SAME!!

'Cuz you've GOT a brand new start-
Yes- you've GOT A brand NEW start!
From this day on-
Now and forever more

Don't want to listen to us--
'Cuz they think that they KNOW
but they'll lose this fight-
now that my love has grown!!
They'll see in time
I know!......
When their destiny calls them
-they'll be told they're wrong
I may not be with u..
but don't forget this song..
They'll see in time!!!
I know..
We'll show them together
'cuz you've got this brand new start!
Believe me-- It's a BRAND new start!
You'll see they care from this day on
now and forever more...

Oooh you've got this brand new start
No matter what they say!!
It's YOUR brand new start, always
ALWAYS....
They will be with you--
They will be with you always
always and always...
No more lookin OVER your shoulder!
DON'T look OVER your shoulder-
but if u look over your shoulder
I'll be there, always!! ; )

Posted by: Jamie Amoratis | February 10, 2010 12:04 AM

Fur coat,with the skin underneath.
Don't you know how bad it is to be deceased just like Heath?
(as in Heath Ledger)
Animals have hearts,too. Take for example, cows can be on a farm, standin around,mindin its business & just goin "moo."
V-v-v-veg! A three letter word, it can change your life and can improve your health just like with pills.
So tell Mi-cheal Vick that if he says he's so tough that ima an effin vegan & that I am more buff!

[Chorus]
They want to touch them!
(Nooo!)
They cannot kill them!
(Oh-oo!)
They're innocent-cent-cent!
(Oh oh)
Don't trust Mickey D's!
Never trust Mickey D's!
Won't trust Mickey D!
Cuz you know they're bad people!
-------------------------------------------------------
Snipet animal friendly version of 3OH!3's "Don't Trust Me"

Posted by: Brittnie | February 12, 2010 10:30 PM