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Star light, star bright,
First star I see tonight,
I wish I may, I wish I might
Eat an entire Chocoholic Basket tonight.


chocoholic basket

Seriously, I bet I could eat this Pangea gift basket in one sitting. But it sucks to be me right now because I can't enter "Win It" Wednesday contests*. You, however, can win this chocolate-lover's dream—simply post a comment to submit your clever, funny dialogue, à la Go Fug Yourself, for the picture below:


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cat and dog

We've got one Chocoholic Basket to give away to the author of the caption that makes us laugh the hardest. The contest ends on October 28, 2009, and we'll choose one winner on October 30, 2009. Be sure to read our privacy policy and terms and conditions, as you're agreeing to both by commenting. Good luck!

Posted by Karin Bennett

*Actually, that's probably a good thing.



Comments


VeganE says, "A chocolate lover's dream".

Posted by: Edward Reno | October 14, 2009 12:19 PM

i don't care what they say! we are meant to be!

Posted by: Laura Funk | October 14, 2009 12:19 PM

I was just trying to hug you...really...and those humans are watching me...bother...just trying to hug you...

Posted by: Ruth Woodley | October 14, 2009 12:21 PM

I've got you in my vice grip and I'm never letting you go!

Posted by: Elena | October 14, 2009 12:21 PM

True love knows no boundaries.

Posted by: Becca Kerr | October 14, 2009 12:21 PM

Did you hear the one about PETA?

Posted by: Stacy Guidry | October 14, 2009 12:22 PM

I kissed a dog and I liked it...

Posted by: heather l | October 14, 2009 12:23 PM

Brotherly love!

Posted by: Jackie Snider | October 14, 2009 12:23 PM

Now turn your head and cough.

Posted by: Nicolaas Strik | October 14, 2009 12:23 PM

"Oooh yeah girl...that's my spot...you know how I like it!"

Posted by: Haleh Samadnouri | October 14, 2009 12:24 PM

"DO IT FURRY STYLE"

Posted by: Amica Kennedy | October 14, 2009 12:25 PM

Mmmmmm now wheres she hidden that crispy cat bar?

Posted by: vicky | October 14, 2009 12:25 PM

"Nope, I don't hear anything. Try the other ear."

Posted by: Michael Binns | October 14, 2009 12:26 PM

I FUG CHOCOLATE!!!!!!

Posted by: lola steinitz | October 14, 2009 12:27 PM

Cat: "If you don't get your paws off me, I am going to claw your eyes out!"

Posted by: Amanda | October 14, 2009 12:28 PM

Let Me Whisper In Your Ear...

Posted by: Tonia Wierzel | October 14, 2009 12:28 PM

BFF, Seriously Dude, I don't care if you are a cat.

Posted by: jerry | October 14, 2009 12:29 PM

Hold on to a good friend with both hands!

Posted by: Jamie Parrott | October 14, 2009 12:29 PM

Ooh, yeah, that's the spot... Mmm. :)

Posted by: Stefan | October 14, 2009 12:31 PM

Finally! I have been looking for vegan chocolate for a long time but I could only find it online.

Posted by: Krystal Miller | October 14, 2009 12:32 PM

It's cool. We're just rehearsing for the first all-canine production of Twilight.

Posted by: Amy | October 14, 2009 12:33 PM

Just hold still a lil longer...I almost got it!

Posted by: Pamela Rinaldi | October 14, 2009 12:33 PM

"Sure...some will frown upon this.......but I LOVE YOU...and this feels right!"

Posted by: Lisa Shelton | October 14, 2009 12:34 PM

"Oh pleez jus one more lick, I swearz you can goes after I have jus one more taste of yer sweetnezz."

Posted by: Kelli Baker | October 14, 2009 12:34 PM

I am like that with my boyfriend...

Posted by: MARIA | October 14, 2009 12:37 PM

Perhaps our differing partisan politicians could learn to love one another, just as these two have.

Posted by: Marlene Henderson | October 14, 2009 12:38 PM

I know it's wrong.. but it feels so right!

Posted by: Caitlin Flanders | October 14, 2009 12:39 PM

You know I'm only hugging you cause were on camera. When we get home, your going to get it!

Posted by: Vanessa Dalton | October 14, 2009 12:39 PM

Quick! Before the humans get home; I want to thank you properly for cleaning out my litter box!

Posted by: Robyn Allysse | October 14, 2009 12:39 PM

Let's go to vegas baby!

Posted by: Bobby Jones | October 14, 2009 12:40 PM

Ahh that feels good. Right there behind that right earlobe. You are the best!I owe you one.... ahhhh

Posted by: Selena | October 14, 2009 12:40 PM

We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words.

Posted by: Erotic Vulture | October 14, 2009 12:40 PM

Such a cute picture!!!!!! I want to hug and kiss both of them. Either the cat is showing affection or it is about to bite the adorable dog after licking him and then run away. My Siamese cat named "Candy" does it to my boxer "Smokey" all the time. lol

Posted by: Keila Villegas | October 14, 2009 12:41 PM

What are you looking at? We're promoting diversity here!

Posted by: Terra Weston | October 14, 2009 12:46 PM

What are you looking at? We're promoting diversity through our inter-species love!

Posted by: Terra Weston | October 14, 2009 12:47 PM

True Love is a sandpaper tongue in the ear.

Posted by: Rachel | October 14, 2009 12:48 PM

"Just shut up and kiss me."

Posted by: AmyVictoreiae Aderiane | October 14, 2009 12:49 PM

Just stay still for one second while I get the rest of your left over supper!

Posted by: Laura Regalado | October 14, 2009 12:53 PM

They say you are a man of good...taste. (dracula)

Posted by: kyla | October 14, 2009 12:55 PM

"Come here and give me some love" What a great picture --they LOVE each other =)

Posted by: Samantha Genske-Condon | October 14, 2009 12:57 PM

lovers in a dangerous time

Posted by: Fallon | October 14, 2009 12:58 PM

Cats are my friends. Cats are my enemies. But one thing cats are good for is that we can't make babies. =)

Posted by: laura hafer | October 14, 2009 12:58 PM

Cats need love too!

Posted by: Francesca Melfort | October 14, 2009 01:00 PM

"I hope this doesn't fall under California's Prop 8 measure..."

Posted by: Matthew Mckenzie | October 14, 2009 01:00 PM

you cant have chocolate anyways- let me just get it

Posted by: natalie | October 14, 2009 01:02 PM

This looks amazing!

Posted by: Alisha Calewarts | October 14, 2009 01:03 PM

ALOHA!!!♥

Posted by: Junalyn | October 14, 2009 01:04 PM

Dog: I think this is wrong

Cat: If this is being wrong, I dont ever wanna be Right.

Posted by: Brenda | October 14, 2009 01:07 PM

"Love in the time of Cholera"

Posted by: Sholly Gunter | October 14, 2009 01:08 PM

"If I try to get away the kitty will get me."

Posted by: Stephanie | October 14, 2009 01:12 PM

Hey, the kids are not home today. You know what that means?
........
........
........
Let's share some chocolate.

Posted by: Hai Pham | October 14, 2009 01:14 PM

Fur real!! that's what i'm talkin' 'bout! yeah baby!!

Posted by: michelle | October 14, 2009 01:17 PM

"Where's my biscuits man, GIMME MY BISCUITS!"

Posted by: Daniel Morell | October 14, 2009 01:18 PM

yummy in the tummy

Posted by: Diane Heise | October 14, 2009 01:25 PM

Is this a "BROmance"? LOL!!

Posted by: Melinda Zayas | October 14, 2009 01:25 PM

You are the cats meow... let's make pupp-ens together....

Posted by: Jessica | October 14, 2009 01:26 PM

Online dating works!

Posted by: Nic | October 14, 2009 01:28 PM

Once you go cat, you never go back!

Posted by: Ashley Moore | October 14, 2009 01:29 PM

.....did you bring the condoms?

Posted by: Carol | October 14, 2009 01:31 PM

Mmmmmmm, that's it, baby.

Posted by: Sharon B | October 14, 2009 01:31 PM

Okay, so seriously, you'll tell mom and dad that I thought the bird in the back yard was a toy and I love my kitty veggie food?

Posted by: Tina Rice | October 14, 2009 01:32 PM

Charlie (dog): Winston! Did you hear our family got some Pangea chocolate?

Winston (cat): Yeah, whatever. Why should I care?

Charlie: Think I could sneak in the cupboard and steal it?

Winston: Let me tell you a secret...(whispering)...you can't eat chocolate, you stupid mut!

Charlie: You're no fun!

Winston: You can, however, snuggle with me...

Charlie: Yeah, alright. I was getting chilly anyway.

Posted by: Anna DeVeau-Jalbert | October 14, 2009 01:33 PM

Your sister was MUCH better.

Posted by: Tiffany | October 14, 2009 01:36 PM

yummmmm.....tastes like tofu!

Posted by: lezlee victoriah | October 14, 2009 01:36 PM

Interspecies lovin', the best kind of lovin' there is...what say we take a shot and see what comes out of this...PLEASE?

Posted by: Elaine | October 14, 2009 01:38 PM

Oh Darling! I've been waiting for them to go to work all night so I could hug you!

Posted by: Megan Corwin | October 14, 2009 01:38 PM

"we're technically not brother and sister"

Posted by: Amanda Byelich | October 14, 2009 01:38 PM

Don't ever leave me again...

Posted by: missy | October 14, 2009 01:39 PM

If I LICKA you, will you PETA me?

Posted by: jerusalembell | October 14, 2009 01:40 PM

"When they return, see, distract 'em, roll over, see, play dead, yeah, whatever it is you muts do, and I'll finally be goners, see?"

Posted by: RK | October 14, 2009 01:43 PM

Cat: I have a secret to tell you.

Dog: Whisper it in my ear.

Cat: Your schnoz is adorable. Not fugly at all.

Dog: Speaking of fugly, I’d rather go naked than wear fur.

Cat: Me, too. Wait, my naked is fur.

Dog: Oh yeah. Well, we’re pretty cute in our birthday suits.

Cat: All this talk of birthdays reminds me that today is my birthday.

Dog: Really? “It's your birthday so I know/you want to riiide out…”

Posted by: Shana | October 14, 2009 01:44 PM

~Kitty Kisses for my Poochy Pal~

Posted by: Colleen | October 14, 2009 01:47 PM

"If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"

Posted by: Dee | October 14, 2009 01:52 PM

(cat to dog)
"If you keep making that dopey face this will totally work! The humans will think we're best buddies- and then we will get all the freaking treats we can eat! Victory shall be ours!!"

Posted by: Sarah | October 14, 2009 01:53 PM

You wanna WHAT?

Posted by: Lyn | October 14, 2009 01:57 PM

What's that?,
~ Opposites attract ~

Posted by: Rosemarie Barrios | October 14, 2009 02:00 PM

Forbidden Romance.

Posted by: jordynn | October 14, 2009 02:03 PM

mmmmmm You give the best hugs!

Posted by: Jenni | October 14, 2009 02:05 PM

Oooooh....I love that second-day growth when you don't shave...you're such an animal....purrrrr.......
Alicia Webster

Posted by: Alicia Webster | October 14, 2009 02:06 PM

"I CAN HAZ INTER-SPEESHUL LUVVINZ?"

Posted by: jillypax | October 14, 2009 02:09 PM

It's called "Old Shoe" by Dior, like it?

Posted by: Ellen | October 14, 2009 02:10 PM

mmmm let me whisper sweet things in your ear... 'veeeeggggaaan choc o lat'

Posted by: gayle | October 14, 2009 02:10 PM

Interspecies love!!!

Black cats are really good luck!

Posted by: AAG | October 14, 2009 02:12 PM

honey, are you SURE you have a condom????

Posted by: Monica LaPeter | October 14, 2009 02:13 PM

Looking for love in all the wrong places...

Posted by: michelle | October 14, 2009 02:19 PM

"A chocolate lover's dream".

Posted by: Timothy Sternberg | October 14, 2009 02:21 PM

"Can't we all just get along?"

Posted by: Rev. Meg Schramm | October 14, 2009 02:21 PM

Dude I have tried everything to get that earwax out.....

Posted by: Elizabeth Colome | October 14, 2009 02:22 PM

I don't want to go out! I just finished that BIG basket of chocolate! Uh, um..er, I didn't know you wanted any?

Posted by: Chris Franklin | October 14, 2009 02:23 PM

My mind is tellin' me no... but my body's tellin' me YES!!

Posted by: Juanpablo | October 14, 2009 02:23 PM

Yeah..that's the spot!

Posted by: Lana | October 14, 2009 02:24 PM

Cat says, "Since I can't eat chocolate the second best thing is the sweet taste of puppy earwax."

Posted by: Laura | October 14, 2009 02:25 PM

True Love Knows No Boundries.

Posted by: Carla | October 14, 2009 02:28 PM

say hello to my little friend

Posted by: Maria | October 14, 2009 02:32 PM

Next time I call top!

Posted by: Sabeana | October 14, 2009 02:37 PM

Hybrids are hip.

Posted by: Caurie Putnam | October 14, 2009 02:43 PM

Next year's nominees for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Kendra | October 14, 2009 02:44 PM

We are SO going to win the next "So You Think You Can Dance"!

Posted by: Michele | October 14, 2009 02:44 PM

It looks so wrong, but it feels so right!!

Posted by: Juanpablo | October 14, 2009 02:45 PM

Ok, I love you too....Are you done yet?

Posted by: Sabrina Rivers | October 14, 2009 02:52 PM

Together atlast!!!

Posted by: holly trudel | October 14, 2009 02:56 PM

Wait, don't move! My tongue ith stuck in your ear. No, your EAR!

Posted by: Kim Buchanan | October 14, 2009 02:58 PM

Just a little to the left, honey.

Posted by: Jeramie Dreyfuss | October 14, 2009 03:02 PM

A true Halloween expert lays out the basics on vampires to get this terrier in the Halloween spirit.

Posted by: Paul Spurgeon | October 14, 2009 03:11 PM

A bath doesn't seem like such a great idea... unless you're giving it to me..just sayin'..

Posted by: Aj | October 14, 2009 03:15 PM

'It feels so right..now hold me tight! Let me go on lovin' you...tonight!'

Posted by: Rachel Sloan | October 14, 2009 03:21 PM

Cat-washes for free! (never mind the tongue)

Posted by: Hedda | October 14, 2009 03:25 PM

Psst... I love you!

Posted by: Allyson W | October 14, 2009 03:27 PM

Hold still Im gonna get that coller off ya in a min

Posted by: Alannah Murphy-Sivyer | October 14, 2009 03:29 PM

Once you go Cat, you can never go back.

Posted by: Erica Ortiz | October 14, 2009 03:32 PM

baby you're so sweet, you sweat sugar

Posted by: holly | October 14, 2009 03:35 PM

"Yes, I know Chuck Liddell got kicked off of 'Dancing with the Stars', but it'll be okay..."

Posted by: Richard | October 14, 2009 03:36 PM

I love you darling, "I love you too."

Posted by: Dixie Kerns | October 14, 2009 03:40 PM

Yes, you're so lucky to be with meeeee.

Posted by: Krista | October 14, 2009 03:40 PM

Muah, get over hear big boy!

Posted by: Fonda Nutter | October 14, 2009 03:41 PM

This is how it's gonna be, see... the next treat you get is mine! If you don't come up with the goods, the stuffed monkey gets it!

Posted by: Marty Kish | October 14, 2009 04:07 PM

I don't care if everyone says you're a dog. You're my dog.

Posted by: connie chavez | October 14, 2009 04:10 PM

I wuv you :)

Posted by: Jennie | October 14, 2009 04:10 PM

I feel sick as a dog. Either I'm in love or I have the flu! <3

Posted by: Brooke | October 14, 2009 04:14 PM

The art of seduction...

Posted by: crash | October 14, 2009 04:18 PM

Why dogs could never run for elected office in the Digital Age.

Posted by: Cully | October 14, 2009 04:29 PM

why bathe alone when you can bathe with a buddy?

Posted by: Denise | October 14, 2009 04:35 PM

Can't you just use a Q-tip!

Posted by: Kelly | October 14, 2009 04:42 PM

Pus n' Bitch

Posted by: Angela Flautz | October 14, 2009 04:43 PM

Cat: I don't know how you managed to get cat nip in your ear but it's MINE now

Posted by: Emily | October 14, 2009 04:46 PM

I can't quit you DOG!

Posted by: lisa | October 14, 2009 04:51 PM

Cat "I HAZ A SECRET"

Dog "IS IT A CRISPY, CAT?"

Posted by: Marisa | October 14, 2009 04:51 PM

"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer. If she buys it, she might tell me where that Vegan chocolate is!"

Posted by: Genevieve | October 14, 2009 04:52 PM

*wife comes in*
black doggie:.....its exactly what it looks like

Posted by: veronica | October 14, 2009 05:05 PM

I should have paid to have my ears pierced by a professional!

Posted by: Patty | October 14, 2009 05:22 PM

'Cuz that's the way we ROLL!

Posted by: Roger | October 14, 2009 05:39 PM

"Oh Barack, not tonight, I have a headache"!!

Posted by: AMY | October 14, 2009 05:42 PM

I bet that baby would be a meowth-ful!

Posted by: Amy Baringer | October 14, 2009 05:46 PM

"Play ruff"

Posted by: Chris Cooney | October 14, 2009 05:47 PM

Hold on....you've got a little smudge....

Posted by: elyse noland | October 14, 2009 06:01 PM

Um... so synchronized pup swimming on land? Not such a good idea.

Posted by: Addie Henderson | October 14, 2009 06:19 PM

you dogs....you never wash behind your ears....typical....
Sit still or I will purr til you go crazy.

Posted by: liz | October 14, 2009 06:22 PM

If this is wrong, I don't want to be right!

Posted by: Sammi valenteen | October 14, 2009 06:35 PM

what a beautiful picture : ) no boundaries when it comes to friends!!!

Posted by: sarah | October 14, 2009 06:41 PM

The love that dare not squeak its name.

Posted by: Julie Hilden | October 14, 2009 06:49 PM

Psst..Let me tell you a Sweat Secret!

Posted by: Misty | October 14, 2009 07:02 PM

looks delicious

Posted by: scarlette | October 14, 2009 07:02 PM

Mmmmm...inner ear dog sex. Can you say bad kitty ;)

Posted by: Brian N. | October 14, 2009 07:18 PM

1. Happy Hug a Vegetarian Day!
2. There's a saying about a black cat crossing your path is bad luck, but as long as you're vegetarian I'm lucky!

Posted by: veggiebud | October 14, 2009 07:48 PM

You have 3 seconds....then you are going to find out why tofu is better for you!

Posted by: Alicia | October 14, 2009 08:01 PM

This hug is fugtastic!

Posted by: Mel | October 14, 2009 08:11 PM

don't worry, humans don't speak dog. they won't even understand what we're doing!

Posted by: Sydney | October 14, 2009 08:48 PM

"Can you hear me now?"

Posted by: Celine | October 14, 2009 08:54 PM

Yes - I'm getting paid for this.

Posted by: Amber G | October 14, 2009 09:21 PM

"Alright. Agree to disagree on newspaper vs. kitty litter."

Posted by: Alyssa Miller | October 14, 2009 09:51 PM

dont let your right hand know what your left hand is doing

Posted by: allan | October 14, 2009 10:23 PM

Oh, baby, I didn't know how stimulating cats could be!

Posted by: 2meowers | October 14, 2009 10:50 PM

( Dog): " Yes, Yes I love you, my black prince, but, *sob*what will our kids look like?

Posted by: Cindy Merrill | October 14, 2009 11:13 PM

Hey kid,give me a hug before the humans come in.

Posted by: Sandra A | October 14, 2009 11:41 PM

Kitty: I know, puppy, I know...the suffering of animals is SO scary

Puppy: *sniffles* yes...it..is

Kitty: the factory farms

Puppy: *sobs* YAHH!

Kitty: the animal shelters that kill strays

Puppy: *whimpering* Ya....

Kitty: but puppy, I do have some good news!


Puppy: *suddenly perks up*..You....you do?!


Kitty: i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

.........oh ya AND we have orginizations like PETA & the ASPCA

Posted by: Olivia | October 15, 2009 12:02 AM

"So what I'm not a dog? Be a little more open minded!!"

Posted by: Stefanie | October 15, 2009 12:30 AM

That's it Kitty, that's the spot, I'll let you go in a minute!


Thanks

Posted by: Anne Taylor | October 15, 2009 02:00 AM

Shhhhhhhhh, if the mouse finds out I am cheating on her she will be very mad!

Posted by: Michelle Draveski | October 15, 2009 02:55 AM

"Yea, I know you love me..."

Posted by: Cara | October 15, 2009 03:02 AM

1 big kitty-cat kiss for puppy :*

Posted by: Alice Sheenberga | October 15, 2009 06:17 AM

Pup,touch the catnip and its on!

Posted by: Shari D | October 15, 2009 09:18 AM

Purrfect Love

Posted by: Judith | October 15, 2009 09:19 AM

'c'mon,just one snog'

Posted by: emma | October 15, 2009 09:34 AM

'kiss me NOW' 'no way your a cat'

Posted by: smelly feet | October 15, 2009 09:38 AM

Did you shave this morning?

Posted by: george ashmore | October 15, 2009 10:34 AM

"Caught FURRY handed on the animal version of the TV show Cheaters!"

Posted by: Brandon Ralston | October 15, 2009 10:36 AM

I love chocolate and would love to win this...thanks for the great giveaway

Posted by: carol | October 15, 2009 10:55 AM

Did you remember to lock the door?

Posted by: bnicegogreen | October 15, 2009 11:05 AM

The Catpulets and the Montadogs have been locked in a legendary fight for years, but will star-crossed lovers Boneo&Felinet be able to bury their parents strife and live happily ever after?

Posted by: Fiona | October 15, 2009 11:17 AM

(in a Prince voice)

Groom me, baby...like you've never done before.

Posted by: Tara | October 15, 2009 01:08 PM

yum fudge

Posted by: evelyn | October 15, 2009 01:15 PM

I am whispering sweet nothings in your ear.

Posted by: cathie m | October 15, 2009 01:34 PM

YUM!!!

Posted by: Angela J | October 15, 2009 03:18 PM

Look innocents, maybee they won't suspects us ate the chocolate!!

Posted by: Melinda Rogers | October 15, 2009 03:24 PM

This is so wrong, but feels so right.

Posted by: lisa | October 15, 2009 03:50 PM

Hey hey hey, veg for life, born and raised! Chocolate is a main food group.

Posted by: Hillary | October 15, 2009 04:29 PM

Cat: Gaaah stop hugging me!

Dog: Just a few more minutes we need to distract the PETA staffers with our cutness so we can take that vegan Chocoholic basket when there not looking!

Cat: But I thought chocolate is bad for us.

Dog: Your right. I know, once we get it lets trade it in for dog biscuts and catnip! Somebody's coming! Keep hugging!

Cat: grrr I should be getting paid for this

Posted by: Brandon | October 15, 2009 05:24 PM

Dis is True True Love. Thanks for the chance.

Posted by: Monique Rizzo | October 15, 2009 05:25 PM

You've been PETAlized!

Posted by: Ariana | October 15, 2009 05:30 PM

Ok, just do it and get it over with.

Posted by: Linda Lansford | October 15, 2009 08:16 PM

...Do it like they do on the discovery channel...

Posted by: crystal medina | October 15, 2009 09:13 PM

Kitty: You're the cat's meow!Puppy: Ahhh, this is doggie heaven!
Together: And they called it 'puppy love'.

Posted by: lynda downie | October 15, 2009 09:39 PM

"Love in the time of Cholera"

Posted by: tracy l davis | October 15, 2009 10:21 PM

Puppy mills are evil! Dogs need some TLC to breed too!

Posted by: Jasmina | October 15, 2009 11:04 PM

i see mommy do this to daddy all the time...it's called a kiss and hug...it means "i love you..." trust me...

Posted by: nicole licklider | October 15, 2009 11:08 PM

Who says black cats are bad luck?! I'm gettin' lucky right now!

Posted by: Kelli | October 16, 2009 04:56 AM

"You call me loose like it's a bad thing!?!"

Posted by: Chance | October 16, 2009 10:40 AM

"Trust me, If we keep acting cute they wont eat us!"

Posted by: Melanie | October 16, 2009 02:07 PM

"Quick! While nobody's watching, let's Fug!" Haha :)

Posted by: Matt Greenwood [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 16, 2009 05:25 PM

Great Site and I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Susan Ladd | October 17, 2009 11:21 AM

talk about puppy love this is really it

Posted by: mindy | October 17, 2009 01:44 PM

Give me that remote woman! Animal Planet Dog Championships is on tonight! Did you see that poodle last week, RUFF!

Posted by: Breanna | October 17, 2009 03:12 PM

It's true! I see it! There IS light at the end of the tunnel!

Posted by: Deborah R | October 17, 2009 03:21 PM

"You had me at meow..."

Posted by: Allison | October 17, 2009 06:36 PM

what happens on the blue blanket stays on the blue blanket

Posted by: katie | October 17, 2009 09:54 PM

"Psst, You bite her on the ankle and I'll grab the bag of treats."

Posted by: Joni | October 18, 2009 03:50 PM

I never knew loving a dog could feel so purrrrr-fect

Posted by: soraya n. | October 19, 2009 02:13 PM

"i'm not into labels or anything... but i consider myself bi-special."

Posted by: Lisa | October 19, 2009 03:42 PM

just when you thought we couldn't get any closer.....(c:}

Posted by: melissa mc | October 19, 2009 03:58 PM

I woof you !

Posted by: Linda | October 19, 2009 07:53 PM

This is what a "PETA hug" looks like! We are a team- teaching humans to love.

Posted by: Victoria Peters | October 19, 2009 10:38 PM

Closer....closer...Hey! Have you been into the vegan chocolates?!

Posted by: linda | October 20, 2009 12:02 AM

WAKE UP! You're having a dream, I'm not your mother. I don't taste like chocolate!

Posted by: jerry | October 20, 2009 09:52 AM

"Honey, wake up. You got to get the kids to school. After what I did for you last night, you're doing it for a week!"

Posted by: josh928king | October 20, 2009 02:17 PM

That tickles !

Posted by: Linda | October 20, 2009 05:14 PM

A little bit to the left. Ahhh...that's it

Posted by: dwndrgn | October 23, 2009 11:53 AM

I want to suck your blood.

Posted by: Linda | October 23, 2009 01:02 PM

Love is blind.

Posted by: WENDY HORN | October 23, 2009 03:49 PM

"cat, i dunno what chocolate you've been into...but i want some"

Posted by: brandy rennirt | October 24, 2009 11:38 AM

Ok Ok I hear ya,But that's not the Eary Canal!

Posted by: yvonne | October 24, 2009 03:22 PM

yummy yummy earwax!

Posted by: Kim | October 25, 2009 02:34 PM

what's the big deal? it's puppy love!

Posted by: DONNA ADAMS | October 26, 2009 02:24 AM

love chocolate

Posted by: heather fox | October 26, 2009 05:37 AM

Thank goodness your eggs are shriveled up and my walnuts are clipped because we'd make some scary pups!

Posted by: ky2here | October 26, 2009 08:59 AM

"Doggie Style with your Kitty Cat"

Posted by: Jamie | October 26, 2009 12:55 PM

Thanks dear Lord for FaceBook. I now have my first love back in my life.

Posted by: Denyse | October 26, 2009 01:29 PM

Oh, yeah. That's the spot.

Posted by: Heather ODonnell | October 26, 2009 03:50 PM

I warned you our sex tape would end up on the internet!

Posted by: michelle robbins | October 26, 2009 10:13 PM

oh, yeah, baby! right there!

Posted by: Kathy Wilson | October 26, 2009 10:53 PM

Bill? Yes Monica? doesnt this blue blanket remind you of a certain blue dress?

texasmomof3(AT)hotmail.com

Posted by: DANIELLE WALDO | October 26, 2009 10:54 PM

Aww, I love you man.

Posted by: Erma H | October 27, 2009 06:26 AM

oh Don't touch me there.

Posted by: Lance Pearson | October 27, 2009 11:27 AM

enter me

Posted by: Jennifer Hedden | October 27, 2009 11:28 AM

Thats purrrrfect.

Posted by: James T. Mitchell | October 27, 2009 11:48 AM

If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

Posted by: Carla | October 27, 2009 03:31 PM

The guys will never let me live this one down...

Posted by: Happi Shopr | October 27, 2009 04:20 PM

I love Chocolate. Make me a winner!!!! Please :)

Posted by: Gabriel J. | October 27, 2009 05:42 PM

wait..THATS the secret ingrediant?!

Posted by: Melanie | October 27, 2009 05:47 PM

"i do what i wanna do!"

Posted by: reeva | October 27, 2009 09:06 PM

You are my brother from another mother!

Posted by: misty | October 27, 2009 09:20 PM

Now what is this I've been hearing about "doggy style...?"

Posted by: Vicki Andrew | October 27, 2009 09:31 PM

Love makes the world go round! Thanks!

Posted by: Sharon Seneker | October 27, 2009 09:56 PM

Wet Willy, Kitteh-style!

Posted by: Jen | October 27, 2009 10:46 PM

Who's Your Daddy!

Posted by: Tami Vollenweider | October 27, 2009 11:31 PM

Thats it babe...right there... ooh yeah you always treat me right.

Posted by: dawn | October 28, 2009 01:43 AM

AND they say opposites don't attract!

Posted by: rhonda holt | October 28, 2009 07:12 AM

"How many times do I have to tell you I'm a cat, not a doggie like you"! "Oh, well, hug me a little more, honey"!

Posted by: Gloria | October 28, 2009 07:33 AM

come on baby, let's make a cat-dog

Posted by: susan smoaks | October 28, 2009 08:35 AM

OK.You win. UNCLE.

Posted by: john ferris | October 28, 2009 10:05 AM

"Seriously....if our owners find out about this...I WILL be in the dog house."

Posted by: Tim Hughes | October 28, 2009 10:10 AM

i love chocolate

Posted by: pat jasmin | October 28, 2009 10:24 AM

Alright! bow chicka bow wow..

Posted by: Jennifer Jozwiak | October 28, 2009 10:41 AM

Don't tell the other dogs, but I saw them naked last night.

Posted by: trishden | October 28, 2009 11:08 AM

Dog: Oh that's the spot, I have not been able to get that scratch all day.
Cat: This time you clean up that hairball.

Posted by: Amanda | October 28, 2009 12:59 PM

Products that have not harmed animals are always welcome. Thank you.

Posted by: Gaines Simmons | October 28, 2009 01:34 PM

"I love you, I love you.. I love you!!!

Posted by: Melanie Coleman | October 28, 2009 02:22 PM

Love chocolate

Posted by: JoAnn Legano | October 28, 2009 03:43 PM

Do you really care what your mother thinks?

Posted by: cassandra | October 28, 2009 04:04 PM

Stop it! Stop it with the ear! You know I can't resist it.

Posted by: Heather | October 28, 2009 06:10 PM

Choclate oh who doesnt want some yummy chocolate

Posted by: georgie c | October 28, 2009 06:23 PM

THIS is the LIFE!!!

Posted by: KELLEY MCCOY | October 28, 2009 07:24 PM

Dog dreams, and kitty purrs...

Posted by: Cindy | October 28, 2009 08:15 PM

please I love chocolate

Posted by: Sam Kidd | October 28, 2009 08:17 PM

I told you playing around in that glue was a bad idea...

Posted by: Angela Winesburg | October 28, 2009 09:14 PM

I love chocolate.

Posted by: theodore esteghamat | October 28, 2009 09:19 PM

"Finally reunited after years apart... I love you dawg"

Posted by: Jackee | October 28, 2009 09:38 PM

Who says you lose your libido when you're fixed?!?

Posted by: Sand | October 28, 2009 09:47 PM

Eat Dessert first and chocolate is the first

Posted by: kay wolter | October 28, 2009 11:04 PM

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