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Knockers. Melons. Doobs (as in "dude boobs"). I've been thinking about breasts a lot lately.

I've also been seeing pink. No surprise, really—after all, October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, which means that retailers everywhere are displaying pink wares. The problem is that many of the charities that benefit from the sale of pink merchandise fund cruel and misguided experiments on animals, although the Love/Avon Army of Women is on the right track by only funding research involving human test subjects.

PETA's got the perfect cure for those who want to show support for breast cancer awareness and animal protection—our "Breasts, Not Animal Tests" tank top, which is the prize for this week's "Win It" Wednesday challenge.


Breasts Not Tests

How do you win it? Come up with another cruelty-free breast cancer awareness slogan. I can think of a lot of fun possibilities, so please be creative. We've got three tank tops to give away to the people who submit the funniest entries. The contest ends on November 11, 2009, and we'll choose three winners on November 13, 2009. Be sure to read our privacy policy and terms and conditions, as you're agreeing to both by commenting. Good luck!

Posted by Karin Bennett



Comments


hi, i am a student at high point university and i am looking for someone that is involved in peta that could possibly take a few mintues out of your busy schedule to answer just a few short questions.. i am working on a project for my communication class about this wonderful organization and i need some type of interview for it.. thank you so much and i hope to hear from you soon...

How did you become involved in PETA?
how does it make you feel to be apart of PETA?
how do you think PETA as affected you?
do have any type of goals that you want for yourself and PETA?

again thank you so much!

Posted by: Veronica Garcia | October 28, 2009 10:21 AM

Boobs, not Tubes.
& then have a rat or animal with a medical tube

Posted by: Anna | October 28, 2009 10:24 AM

All puppies need to be loved.

Posted by: Lynn MacLeod | October 28, 2009 10:39 AM

I LOVE IT!!!!! ♥♥♥

Posted by: Francesca | October 28, 2009 10:39 AM

Breast Milk, Not Cow Milk.

Posted by: Sara Tessier | October 28, 2009 10:40 AM

"you love your skin, so let them love theirs" heres a cool slogan

Posted by: erin smith | October 28, 2009 10:40 AM

Breast Milk, Not Cow Milk.

Posted by: Sara Tessier | October 28, 2009 10:40 AM

Shirt - $15.00
Healthy Pets and Healthy Breasts - Priceless

Posted by: Angela Ceron | October 28, 2009 10:44 AM

Keep Breasts on humans!
Stop testing on animals.

Posted by: Annette lam | October 28, 2009 10:45 AM

Praise breast!
Be part of no animal tests!

Posted by: Rebecca Seefeld | October 28, 2009 11:09 AM

how bout??? protest our breasts? and have like a dairy cow?? i dunno this is hard :)

Posted by: Amanda | October 28, 2009 11:09 AM

Let's do everything we can to stop animal testing, we wouldn't test on babies so why test on animals who don't have a voice of their own. Let's be their Voice!!!

Posted by: Devin Blanton | October 28, 2009 11:09 AM

The Power of breast for no animal testing.

Posted by: Rebecca Seefeld | October 28, 2009 11:11 AM

who would not fight for breast and animal test.

Posted by: Rebecca Seefeld | October 28, 2009 11:13 AM

Healthy Breast no animal test is what the world is waiting for....

Posted by: Rebecca Seefeld | October 28, 2009 11:16 AM

Animals have no breasts so no testing, it's common sense!

Posted by: Ginine feliciano | October 28, 2009 11:20 AM

Boobs not tubes, stop animal testing!

Posted by: amy camptell | October 28, 2009 11:33 AM

Don't be a boob - stop animal testing!

Posted by: Kelli | October 28, 2009 12:15 PM

Hooters, ta tas, knockers and melons are not udders, teets, or bovine mammary tissue! Torturing animals will NOT end cancer! Support HUMAN TESTING! If animals spoke english- THEN would you hear them?

Posted by: Angela Ladd | October 28, 2009 12:15 PM

my sentiments exactly. there's nothing about that t-shirt i don't like. i want one!

Posted by: lowercase v | October 28, 2009 12:26 PM

Save the boobies and the beasties

Posted by: Shana | October 28, 2009 12:29 PM

PETA members will put you to the ultimate test! Don't Be rude to the animals, or we'll give you back the ultimate attiTUDE. You will see you shouldn't mess with our friends, or for your business it is the end!

Posted by: Audrey Keller | October 28, 2009 12:35 PM

Dying for a cure?
Stop Killing for one.

Posted by: Elizabeth Perrone | October 28, 2009 12:55 PM

This is a variation of an anti-smoking ad I once read.

Photo of 4 Rhesus monkeys in a cage, 3 facing the camera; the one in the middle is holding the 4th one, who is a baby. The babys back is to the camera, and we can see the baby is bandaged.

Caption: Three out of four breast cancer survivors are against animal testing (the baby is too young to comment).

Posted by: Rev. Meg Schramm | October 28, 2009 01:43 PM

TOUCHING BREASTS
for contribute € 50 on PeTA!!

Posted by: Marlies Rettenwander | October 28, 2009 02:09 PM

"Do I LOOK like I have boobs?" *picture of cute little bunny with oversized eyes* Caption underneath: Please don't test on me in vain

Posted by: Cat! =^-^= | October 28, 2009 02:16 PM

hey hey i want to win tat so much because young and so i can tell ppl about in and wen i get older toooo

Posted by: sioux | October 28, 2009 02:17 PM

(have a pic of a dog's or monkey's teets on the shirt)
and in bold print: "REAL WOMEN AREN'T REPLACEABLE" or "REAL WOMEN AREN'T INTERCHANGABLE"

Posted by: Angela Ladd | October 28, 2009 02:41 PM

Breasts, beef 4 tests.

I luv peta as much as boobs!

Posted by: hudson | October 28, 2009 02:54 PM

Stop breast cancer research on animals and I'll let you touch my boobs!

Posted by: Erin Joffe | October 28, 2009 03:32 PM

"Stomp Out Breast Cancer not Mice!"
(White Cartoon Mouse wearing a Pink Ribbon Graphic Tee-shirt stomping on a characature of "cancer" with his paw.)

Posted by: Laura Lewis | October 28, 2009 03:51 PM

scientists+animals=torture
boobies-animals=cure

Posted by: Luisa Lopez | October 28, 2009 04:26 PM

"Pregnant horse urine might not increase my risk of breast cancer as much as synthetic estrogen, but it still tastes terrible."

"Pet the puppies, don't test on them!"

"Bitches get breast cancer too. Spay your dog to reduce their risk."

Posted by: Derek, MD | October 28, 2009 04:41 PM

No animals whacked to save a rack!
(Stop Inhumane Animal Breast Cancer Research Now)

Posted by: Ellen | October 28, 2009 05:38 PM

is it only for breast cancer?
if its also for prostate cancer, something like "save a puppy, save your pee pee"

for breast cancer, how about "behind every boob, there's a heart?"

Posted by: Abraham | October 28, 2009 06:46 PM

No animals whacked to save a rack!
(Stop Inhumane Animal Breast Cancer Research Now)

Posted by: Ellen | October 28, 2009 07:27 PM

"Test on the beauty, not the beast."

Posted by: Celine | October 28, 2009 07:40 PM

Join the Breast Protest! Stop Animal Testing!

Posted by: Kelsey Helmstetter | October 28, 2009 07:42 PM

Save a melon. Don't be a felon.

Posted by: Kirsten | October 28, 2009 07:55 PM

" i would rather cut my breast off than do animal test"

Posted by: Amanda Goodwin | October 28, 2009 08:41 PM

1. Tits not tests
2. Protect the puppies

Posted by: megan | October 28, 2009 08:47 PM

If you love em' Check em'

Posted by: bnicegogreen | October 28, 2009 09:03 PM

Ta Ta to testing

Posted by: Alicia | October 29, 2009 12:12 AM

Knock out animal tests AND protect your knockers! You can have your breasts AND good karma too :)

Posted by: Jen Cline | October 29, 2009 02:35 AM

Breasts + Brains = Lives Spared Only melon-heads test on animals!!! Think outside the cruelty!!

Posted by: Jen Cline | October 29, 2009 02:42 AM

"breast is best !!! put your human udders to the test!!!

picture of a cow with big swollen udders and underneath her in small print...

"...and leave mine alone already..."

Posted by: nicole licklider | October 29, 2009 08:09 AM

Don't be a boob; test on the real thing!

Be a hero! Save the animals and the tatas!

real boobs>fake boobs
(if you can't use silicone gel for testing, then why use animals?)

Women have boobs, not udders. Test on the real thing!

Say no to nitwits; test on tits!

Posted by: Robyn Allysse | October 29, 2009 02:06 PM

Support Breasts
Not Animal Tests

I'm sure the art department can come up with an appropriate(?) illustration.

Posted by: Michelle Martens | October 31, 2009 02:06 PM

I would love to win this. This would make a nice prize for one of my students who writes the best essay regarding compassion to animals.

Breasts are natural
Vivisection is artificial science.

Posted by: AAG | November 1, 2009 05:59 PM

Don't test on rats to save our tats

Posted by: reggie | November 11, 2009 11:23 PM

Save bazongas AND bunnies: support species specific cancer research

Posted by: kaite | November 11, 2009 11:27 PM

Cancer kills enough already, don’t test on animals for our casabas

Posted by: Julie | November 11, 2009 11:31 PM

Cruelty is unfair, and it won't save a pair

Posted by: Emanuella | November 11, 2009 11:37 PM

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