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Top Five Reasons Halloween Is the Best. Holiday. Ever.
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Happy (early) Halloween, ghouls and boils! I can give you a thousand reasons why Halloween is the best day of the year, but I need time to finish my costume (me + my dog Henry= Amish couple), so I've slashed the list down to just five:
- It's the only holiday when dressing up like a really scary monster and scaring the hell out of people is both appropriate and encouraged. Take that, Christmas!
- Power pumpkins.
- Two words: baked pugtatoes.
- One word: candy.
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I love Halloween and not just because it's my bday :)
Posted by: Alina | October 30, 2009 12:47 PM
Halloween is my favorite holiday for an entirely different reason: it is the only holiday you are not forced to take part in if you don't want to. Some years I dive in right up to my eyebrows and decorate everything with cobwebs and skeletons and throw a big party, other years I just give out Halloween candy. This year I seem to be in the middle. I may go to a party tomorrow night, or I may not, depending on my mood. If I don't go to the party, I will do facial surgery on a pumpkin and hand out candy.
My point is, it is the only holiday where no one tells me I have to be thankful, or calls me a Scrooge, or asks me where my patriotism went. I don't get depressed over a heart shaped box of candy or the fact I have to buy gifts I can't afford for people I see once a year. It is what all holidays should be: fun and stress free.
Posted by: Rev. Meg Schramm | October 30, 2009 01:24 PM
Cute pic. Really you guys need to change this site name it's so gross reads like PEDOPHILES
Posted by: no | October 30, 2009 02:55 PM
...............And Bloodsucking Vampires.
Posted by: Saucy | October 30, 2009 03:41 PM
If I were a dog, I would prefer not to wear a Halloween costume.
If I were a zombie, I would stay vegan and educate others on the importance of making a mock-brain product available to curb homocide.
Posted by: Toby Saunders | October 30, 2009 06:39 PM
Yeah! Candy candy candy and more candy.
That's a good point you bought up, Rev. Meg. I had never really thought about it that way before.
Posted by: Melanie | October 31, 2009 02:30 PM
There are still moral morons who torture and kill black cats on Halloween.
Posted by: Brien Comerford | October 31, 2009 07:56 PM
I totally love the "Flesh is for zombies" thing. Right now, since I'm still living at home I'm trying to convince my family to go veg!
Posted by: bandchicky314 | November 1, 2009 01:35 PM
more reasons:
- no barbecue
- no roasted birds
- no xmas beast feast
- no fat tuesday
Posted by: Dwaine | November 1, 2009 08:50 PM
its the best time ever because its my birthday on halloween so i am a bit of an evil child. and its just so fun nocking on people's door's asking for sweets. its sounds a bit roud asking for there sweets but its so funn
the bag thing is i am allways ill after halloween stuffing my face with sweets hope every one has a happy halloween!!
Posted by: lucia | November 3, 2009 01:45 PM