Oct09
David Letterman to Follow Porn Legend's Lead?
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How do you think David Letterman should handle the media frenzy regarding his admissions of office affairs and an extortion plot?
- Allow Paul Shaffer to take over hosting duties while he takes his family on vacation to a remote island
- Plant some panties in Conan's out-box
- Admit that "Too Much Sex Can Be a Bad Thing" in a PETA ad, à la porn star Ron Jeremy, and encourage people to spay and neuter their animal companions
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Choose "C"? We did too, so we sent a letter asking Letterman to do just that. Keep your fingers crossed.
Posted by Karin Bennett






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short answer. no. late night television represents *everything* that is wrong with the american dream. the glitz and glam factor, not enough can be said about it. but sacrifice your precious brain at the altar of confusion and mediocrity. there is no future in being a paid for by the numbers has been, incapable of original thought and independent action.
Posted by: vegancoin | October 9, 2009 04:29 PM
Good way to capitalize on the situation for animals...but yeah, Letterman is a creep, so I'd rather he not do a PETA ad.
Posted by: Tahler | October 10, 2009 12:35 AM
Letterman is a creep because he had sex??? Well then color me creepy, too. Not only have I had sex, but I've cheated on boyfriends! Like, OMG!
I hope he does the ad. He's a hilarious, intelligent man who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Good luck, PETA!
Posted by: Calig | October 12, 2009 01:12 PM
Wow, way to brag about cheating on your past boyfriends........that's really classy.
I'd rather not see Letterman in a PETA ad because he just doesn't make it look good.
Posted by: Kelsey Helmstetter | October 12, 2009 02:28 PM