Mar12
George Clooney, He's What's for Dinner
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We must admit that George is a handsome man, so it was hard for me to overcome the temptation to just sit in a corner and fondle the towel until the end of time, but we learned that there is technology that can convert perspiration into a flavoring! Now, we're always looking out for new ways to spice up our tofu, so we decided we'd see about mixing up a little George Clooney–flavored tofu—"CloFu"—for supper. We wrote to Clooney to see if he finds this idea as amusing as I do.
How does this work? Well, it involves gas chromatography and mass spectrometry, but here's one easy way: Researchers have used a panel of trained individuals with sensitive noses to pinpoint unique components in any individual's odor. Once the odors have been identified, the right combination of flavors can be synthetically replicated, infused in bean curd, and voilà! CloFu.
Some people don't try tofu because they expect it to taste bland, but we know it can absorb any taste—so CloFu could make your taste buds and your heart melt. Of course, what's even better is that after everyone gets a piece of George and realizes how delicious tofu truly is, diets will be revolutionized.
Posted by Liz Graffeo
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ewwwwww. tofu a la clooney
Posted by: meagan | March 12, 2009 10:25 AM
Hahah ew, what???
Posted by: Canaduck | March 12, 2009 12:24 PM
Haha. Umm i'm not sure about this one.
I think i'll stick with barbeque sauce.
Posted by: Brad | March 12, 2009 12:44 PM
Yea...I don't think I'll be eating that anytime soon....
Posted by: Emmie | March 12, 2009 04:26 PM
Ewww. But GC freaks might like it.
Posted by: simran | March 12, 2009 05:01 PM
Yeah I liked George Clooney in Ocean's Elevent and maybe its because I have a y gene in me but in no way do I want sweat flavoring any food I eat, let alone George Clooney's.
Posted by: Pepsi One is Fun | March 12, 2009 06:18 PM
Remember Alex Baldwin's bit on SNL about Schweaty Balls?
Gotta hand it to ya, Ingrid. Creative way to get meat eaters to think about how they, too, are ingesting all that blood, sweat, and tears along with their steaks and chicken wings.
Posted by: lynda downie | March 12, 2009 10:49 PM
Great idea!! Maybe PETA could hire MaryMargaret to promote this product...
Posted by: Rev. Meg Schramm | March 13, 2009 12:46 PM
here in Kansas City, 101 the Fox on the radio has been talking (and laughing) about this all day.
Posted by: Amber Falobas | March 13, 2009 06:02 PM
Absurd to waste time writing about such rubbish. How about asking George how he feels about "animal rights, instead?
Posted by: Felicity Brach | March 19, 2009 07:09 PM
I just finished watching two videos of how these sick bastards with no emotions tortured pigs, their babies and Raccons to create hot dogs, beef and coats. I have to say, that after you watch these type of videos and you have a soul, you simply refuse to eat meat ever again. I have been a meat eater for a very long time, because I come from a Latino home, and a huge food is meat. I swear and I vow, tht from this day on I will ry my mightest to stop eating any type of meat, not even veggie burgers, nothing that can remind me of the horrible things I just saw a few minutes ago. I just had the urge to let someone know. How would these carless sons of bitches like it if we skinned them alive, hung them alive, kicked them while they had their legs cut ofd and made them walk after words. How would they feel if we banged their new born's head on the floor one time over which doesn't neccessarly kill them but does keep them a bit awake enough to feel pain. How would they like it if we took our frustraitions out on them because were too imature and give up on ourselves to take on the world. Then after all of that laugh infront of their dead corpse and brag about we just did? How would you feel! Fucking peices of shit, leave the animals alone you fucking worthless asswholes! I hope you go to hell for killing Gods creatures. Because, if you think that killing an animal isn't the same as killing a human being, your fucking wrong! Just like us, they were created out of love from God for us to enjoy. ALIVE!
Posted by: Yamilette Espinosa | April 12, 2009 11:15 PM
Im not personally into synthetic flavors...not only do I care about animals..I care about the environment. Chemicals are just as bad as cow-produced methane if not worse. I guess sometimes thats where one gets stuck...kill animals, or avoid polluting the earth with non-biodegradable synthetic crap like plastic.
Posted by: Ashley | May 20, 2009 02:16 AM