Dec24
Yes, There Is a Santa Claus
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In fact, there are two Santas! Wearing little red numbers sure to make Old Saint Nick's heart skip a beat—and to make any other dude in the vicinity pretty darn jolly—a pair of PETA's Sexy Santas recently greeted Greenville, South Carolina, and Augusta, Georgia, grocery shoppers with free soy nog, kisses under the mistletoe, and copies of our "Vegetarian Starter Kit." Their merry mission? To urge shoppers to bring comfort and joy to animals by giving meat, milk, and eggs the old heave-ho-ho-ho this holiday season. After all, it's no "wonderful life" for animals who are raised, abused, and killed for Christmas dinner.
What is wonderful is a little (s)nog under the mistletoe. Just ask this dude:
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If puns didn't exist would this post have existed in a much shorter form?
Posted by: Robert Lee | December 24, 2008 07:11 AM
Rob just wants to get under that mistletoe.
Posted by: Tom | December 24, 2008 11:03 AM
Love your play on words (Soy to the world). Tasteful, lovely demo.
Posted by: lynda downie | December 25, 2008 02:12 AM
Haha, the guy in the photo looks so happy.
I think Tom is right about Robert.
Posted by: Aneliese | December 27, 2008 05:09 PM
Ummm ok, interesting. Nah, Nice work, hopefully they went veg....but we'll never know, I don't even know what I'm saying, except, Nice work Peta! Keep up the great work! By the way, does anyone have advice for slmeone who's dad won't let them speak up up (properly(like out of family people)) for animals..? Eg. My Dad.
Posted by: Paws | December 27, 2008 07:16 PM
Is it possible for PETA to raise awareness without using half-naked women? Seriously, it's ridiculing to my gender, and it's childish on PETA's part.
Posted by: Christy | December 27, 2008 09:56 PM
So where's the hot men? I don't want a kiss from a chick! Do y'all not believe that men can promote vegetarianism, too.
Posted by: bbr | December 29, 2008 10:47 AM