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FBI Seeks Vegan Contractors, Potluck Food
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The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has found a new hotbed of activist networking to infiltrate: vegan potlucks.
From this City Pages article, it seems that the FBI has taken particular interest in finding informants to report back to them on potential protest activities regarding the upcoming Republican National Convention. In order to do so, they are trying to get moles to attend vegan potlucks in the Minneapolis area and keep tabs on any demonstration plans they may have.
Not one to be fooled into believing these elaborate conspiracy theories, I propose a simpler and much more believable reason for these suspicious activities: the FBI is finally gearing up its efforts to obtain my super-secret recipe for vegan apple turnovers with homemade icing. If you ever tasted one of these little pockets of soft and squishy apple goodness wrapped in a flaky, melt-in-your-mouth puff pastry, you would understand and wholeheartedly support their extreme efforts.
All this aside, try not to worry. Continue to welcome newbies to your potlucks and make only nominal efforts to check your friends for hidden recording, transmission, or other devices related to espionage. But if you do find yourself breaking bread with Mulder and Scully, let me know.
—Sean
Posted by Sean Conner, Laboratory Investigations Special Projects Coordinator
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Posted by: Jaclyn | June 4, 2008 12:19 PM
If you want to know who is influencing the government to harass its own citizens HERE IS YOUR MAN
http://www.consumerdeception.com
This lobbyist has relationships with government employees and legislators and gets them to harass and stalk citizens.
He and his cohorts make false complaints about "terrorism."
He does it on behalf of his rich, corporate, animal abusing companies that pay him, and for groups like dog fighters and dog breeders and all the other "abuse animals for profit" people.
If you see websites or posts directing people to Consumer Freedom sites, they are involved with this lobbyist.
Posted by: kelly | June 4, 2008 12:42 PM
I am rather proud to know that animal rights is one of nation's top internal security threats. Obviously, we have nothing else to worry about, and I live in the safest country ever. {/sarcasm}
Posted by: J. | June 4, 2008 03:47 PM
I worked for an insurance co. a few years ago and handled claims from protesters who had filed under a policy written for the Republican National Convention. I was amazed at the abuse these protestors received from the police. The protestors came from all different backgrounds but were all lumped as Anarchists and "terrorist" groups such as ALF or ELF. We did pay these individuals for the harm that was caused to them as it appeared that they were the ones who were injured. I was amazed to learn that if you do not eat meat and care about the environment you are considered a terrorist by the Republican Party.
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| June 4, 2008 08:19 PM
Shame on our government for spending their time & our $$$$ to chase those who actually respect ALL life....Last time I checked, we were at war so I guess they must be really bored or extremely ignorant (maybe both).
We have real threats to our country & PETA is not one of them.
Posted by: Shauna | June 4, 2008 09:05 PM
Yeah, that's it- gotta be your super-secret recipe they're after, Sean! lol
But seriously, I don't doubt they're nosing around. We just might speak our minds or worse - defend animals and the environment. You can't have that! Not in the land of the free.
Posted by: lynda downie | June 5, 2008 01:02 AM
It's sad when those who are sworn to "protect" us, waste time and money going after those who are making a positive difference in this world, while the real criminials, terrorists, etc. are running free.
No wonder why this country hasn't made a dent into crime.
I'm sorry but the real heros of the FBI are on the TV - on shows like Numb3rs and Criminals Minds.
Posted by: Eric Silberstein | June 5, 2008 11:17 AM
that is so sad why instead they go to the slaughter houses or secret labs and arrest those bastards who are breaking the law ,cutting corners and abusing their power by being cruel to animals.what is this world coming to ? evil will NOT and should not prevail !!!!we wont stop caring or loving the inocent creatures that have no voice only their cries for help that will NOT BE IGNORED !!!!!!MUCH LOVE ,ROSE CORLETTO.
Posted by: ROSE CORLETTO | June 6, 2008 12:49 AM
Well..not all activists are angels - some of them are wack-job. No wonder the govt' and the FBI are interested. We just had a guy here who is an animal activist (to the extreme.."VEGAN FOR LIFE" tatoos on his chest, etc) get wasted and throw a table through a Cheesecake Factory windows..with people still inside! He has had 5 prior arrests for various felonies. I am sorry, but if the FBI are looking for crazies like this, let them. I don't want psycho's like that representing me.
Posted by: Ami | June 22, 2008 10:34 AM