Madonna Vs. Mariah

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In case you missed it, there’s a Battle of the Divas going on in the media right now. Mothra Madonna is evidently trying to throw down with Mariah Carey to see who’s the most popular. Which means that it’s time to either take sides or get out of the way … and I want to take this opportunity to officially throw the weight of the world’s largest animal rights organization (that’s us) behind our girl Mariah, with whom—to use the immortal words of Ol’ Dirty Bastard (RIP)—we go back like babies and pacifiers. Here’s my argument for why Mariah blows Madonna out of the water in this competition:

  1. When a Russian tycoon gave Mariah Carey a pair of outrageously expensive fur coats in a misguided attempt to show her what a big fan he was, she immediately donated the coats to PETA for us to give to the homeless. Roughly around the same time, Madonna was photographed trouncing around London in about $70,000 worth of dead chinchillas.
  2. A whole lot more people are buying Mariah’s new album than are buying Madonna’s. Which kind of settles it, just in case my first point didn’t do the trick for you.

So there you have it. The forces of good prevail, while the groovy soundtrack of “Touch My Body” plays in the background. If you know of any other Diva competitions that need a’refereeing, just let me know. I’m always happy to help out.

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Comments


It's settled then, Mariah!

Posted by: Jaclyn | May 1, 2008 02:33 PM

I never really listen to Mariah song but is great what she did....

Posted by: marionette | May 1, 2008 03:50 PM

Mariah, you are a classy lady with a big heart

Madonna, you know what you are. No matter how many fake accents you try on.

Posted by: kelly | May 1, 2008 03:52 PM

MARIAH'S my choice of course.
When is the wicked witch Madonna going to fly to the moon on her broom?
Just asking!
Peace, for all animals!

Posted by: Judith, Freedom Fighter for Animals | May 1, 2008 03:58 PM

Madonna still records music?

Posted by: Bill | May 1, 2008 04:10 PM

Ireland loves mariah carey because she is fur free - well done mariah from your friends at Animal Rights Action Network based in Ireland -

Posted by: John Carmody | May 1, 2008 04:13 PM

Mariah has an amazing 5-octave range and she is so hot I gotta go put ice-cubes on my eyelids.

Madonna has written some good tunes, but she's weirded out a bit too much for me.

I have a feeling Mariah will still be hot when she's 55. Thank you Mariah for brightening my day.

Posted by: Mike Quinoa | May 1, 2008 05:18 PM

i've always been a fan of both. after reading this, not anymore...mariah wins!

Posted by: Pamela Oates | May 1, 2008 05:22 PM

I bought Mariahs the first day it was released on iTunes! I admire Madonna musically speaking, but wearing fur is ergh!!

Posted by: Aus Veg | May 1, 2008 06:19 PM

Madonna is such a hypocrite. I was inspired, years ago, by a tee shirt she wore in her documentary "Truth or Dare". It said "Furs are worn by beautiful animals". Maybe the back said "...and heartless celebrities".

Posted by: Dan Conrad | May 1, 2008 06:33 PM

I really dislike Madonna. She preaches about compassion and charity but her lifestlye is anything but. She will do anything to get a rise out of people. Justin Timberlakes skin melting off in her new video? She tries to sound intellectual but comes off very pretentious.Not to mention I loathe her music.Strict Jewish morality, yeah right. Poor Chinchilla's they are such sweethearts...Madonna the fur hag!

Posted by: Annalena | May 1, 2008 07:06 PM

there was never any competition anyways Mariah is the best singer in the world and her talent is incomparable to anybody.

I'm a big Mariah Fan!!!

Posted by: kaycee C | May 1, 2008 09:49 PM

Haha! I love this. I have always LOVED Mariah, and loathed Madonna, and this is just one more reason to continue doing so. Mariah makes beautiful music AND loves animals. Madonna makes...well I don't know what you call it, annoying noise AND hates animals.

Mariah is the Queen of Pop and Compassion. :)

Posted by: Jake | May 1, 2008 10:38 PM

You got me with the first one, Jack. It's Mariah, hands down!

Posted by: lynda downie | May 2, 2008 01:23 AM

We must not forget: Madonna is the elder lady.
A new generation has arisen...

Posted by: Esther | May 2, 2008 05:29 AM

Madonna is such a hag,I can not stand her.
Lovely Mariah is way out of that fur hag's league.

Posted by: Karen | May 2, 2008 08:13 AM

Madonna and her wannabe country squire husband shoot pheasants at their country manor. So wearing dead bodies obviously is no big deal for her.

Posted by: Maureen | May 2, 2008 11:27 AM

i never liked mariah but after this my opinion of her has changed. im glad she has a heart, hopefully madonna will gain one too & not wear anything that was alive! yuck!!

Posted by: karla | May 2, 2008 12:19 PM

i never liked mariah but after this my opinion of her has changed. im glad she has a heart, hopefully madonna will gain one too & not wear anything that was alive! yuck!!

Posted by: karla | May 2, 2008 12:19 PM

There is no question here who is the beauty and who the beast! Once more my all-time favorite Mariah Carey is the big winner in the race! She is a top class DIVA with a beautiful heart - a real inside-out beauty! Mariah Carey for ever!!!!

Posted by: Avatar | May 2, 2008 02:39 PM

I like both but it sucks that madonna has to wear fur..n still be trashy at 50! go mariah!

Posted by: Kiki | May 2, 2008 11:44 PM

I am not a fan of either,but I respect Mariah for being so compassionate. You go girl! As for MaDonna, I figured out she was pretty much heartless the first time I saw her in a fur coat! You suck girl!

Posted by: Tamra | May 3, 2008 07:18 AM

The only thing worse than 'madonna's' fur coats is her wrinkly leather face.

...plus she really should try keep her trousers on in videos just once.

Posted by: Rusty | May 3, 2008 10:39 AM

being a diva isnt all about wearing fur itz about looking ur best but in normal clothes.ps.i never liked madonnas songz

Posted by: angela | May 3, 2008 11:22 AM

I LOVE Mariah, she's the real deal. She has everything Madonna does not, including talent. Madonna is phony, ugly, nasty, can't sing, and I really wish she would just drop off the face of the Earth.

Posted by: Rory | May 3, 2008 12:45 PM

The older Madonna gets, the more selfish she becomes. With her phony British accent, her handmade German car and her arrogant, self-delusional belief that she's 18 years old, she makes a fool of herself. Now she's a fur hag, too? Ugh. She's headed for a big fall someday when that husband of hers gets sick of her narcissism. Mariah is beautiful inside and out. Oh, and by the way, Madonna, she can sing.

Posted by: Catherine | May 3, 2008 01:49 PM

My guess would be that Mariah gave the coats away because she knew she'd have to do "it" with the Russian mafia guy if she kept the coats, and Mariah's probably tired of having to sleep with music executives and rich guys for attention. At least Madonna has style.

Posted by: Robert Salm | May 3, 2008 08:34 PM

Mariah has a bomb body plus a big heart for animals,and u maddona well ur just an old skank: )

Posted by: silvia | May 3, 2008 09:01 PM

Madonna Is Very Materialialic person!!(As we see!)..No Heart,she does n't care about the our animals..and the pain they go through.. she so Plastic!

Love Mariah for what see stand for.. and give back and Helpin our Beautiful animals..in every way possible..God bless her for givin back..She got a Big Heart!..

Posted by: Jeannette Nieves | May 3, 2008 09:33 PM

I'm not for either, because of your two arguments, Jack. Music is a form of expression. I listen to everyone, and am open to every artist that should move me based on their lyrics, their beats, they're artistry, etc. Besides, we should not be concerned about how much either entertainer doesn't consume/wear animals. If it's such a big deal, then we need to take a look at some bigger pictures within the big picture (i.e. Gaia). For two examples: (1)HABITAT DESTRUCTION: how do the lifestyles of such icons affect habitat destruction in order to make way for, oh, let's say real estate or agriculture, etc.; and (2)you shouldn't bash either artist. Both artists either directly or indirectly harm animals. Many people do/dare I say WE ALL DO. (What is PETA's carbon foot print?) I heart PETA, and I look to PETA for advice and inspiration in trying to lead a vegan life. However, I think PETA can do better for themselves to bring back civility and grace to a lot of campaigns, and lead by example even more so. So, to all the "peace and harmony to all animals" proponents of Mariah (and "vegetarians are just lousy hunters" proponents of Madonna) ...be nice ;)

Posted by: Aja | May 3, 2008 09:36 PM

I think that they are both good artist, madonna is past her prime. Mariah is crazy but hot in Touch My Body. Who cares if madonna wears animal skins? SHe just likes to look nice, I would love to an Italian leather jacket. U people need to look a evolution and see that it is in our nature to eat animals and use them for warmth. We are animals our selves. Animals kill other animals its what we do! Look at the facts, if a cat kills a mouse are you guys going to accuse that cat of murder and send him to jail?

Posted by: Bruinboy_4life | May 3, 2008 11:23 PM

I love Madonna and Mariah Carey. I bought both of their new albums. I will say that Madonna, as talented and ingenious as she is, still remains a hypocrite. She stays in a dead end marriage for the sake of not being a failure (again) at marriage. She tries and tries again to be (an actress) which is something she will never be. I'm still shocked she won a Golden Globe for Evita. I own it on DVD and still can't make it thru the first 20 minutes of the movie. I'll take Glitter any day of the week.

Madonna is starting to look like a skeleton on steroids too.

Posted by: padma | May 4, 2008 10:12 AM

I agree, I was no fan of Mariah, and honestly don't care for her music, but I am a fan now since finding out about her kindness to animals.

You know, I have always wanted to like Madonna. I was an '80's girl, grew up (well ok I was only a couple years younger than Madonna) but I just never could like her.

It's taken me all these years to finally put my finger on why I never liked her. some of her music was ok, but just never could like her.

Now I know why. She's just kind of a hag, isn't she..heh...(Just my opinion of course)

Posted by: Tamara | May 4, 2008 07:55 PM

One question, how can Madonna be such good friends with Stella McCartney??

I thought they were friends? I know Madonna wears some of her clothes...Stella needs to really know Madonna over the head and set her straight...

Posted by: Tamara | May 4, 2008 07:57 PM

There both over the hill. If madonna wants to were fur she should have every right to do so. This is a free country right? so why can't we wear, do, or say whatever we want. I thought peta did not like people wearing fur coats? you gave them to homeless people. Why not just sell the coats and give the money to homeless people.

Posted by: gary [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 4, 2008 09:00 PM

I don't understand what Madonna is thinking. I never listened to any of them anyway, but the answer is clear on who I support.

Posted by: Maureen | May 4, 2008 11:29 PM

I really loved Madonna but after being aware of the fur cruel industry, I cannot bear seeing my idol wearing fur. Hats off to Mariah for her kind heart.

Posted by: Shameema | May 5, 2008 01:08 AM

Don't care for Mariah, but I'm glad she's fur-free!

Posted by: Curtis | May 5, 2008 03:52 AM

Mariah is the best singer out right now her octaves are amazing madona is just an old woman trying to stay young and now shes an evil old withc for wearing a former living being i mean come on who still wears fur??? almost all famous people have joined the movement yet her old behind didnt get the message FUR IS MEAN.

Posted by: JOYZ | May 5, 2008 08:29 AM

wow, I hope Madonna hear this comments !! Usually celebrities are truthfully animals lovers. Some are so greaful to help out animals in needs.

Posted by: Katharine Acord | May 5, 2008 08:55 AM

i dont really like mariah or listen to her music but what she did is really awesome! i give her big props!

Posted by: Margie | May 5, 2008 09:20 AM

I used to LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Madonna, till I discovered she's a fur hag! It was a cold day that day... Go Mariah!!

Posted by: MeL | May 5, 2008 09:26 AM

I LOVE MARIAH. LET MADONNA GO AWAY ALREADY. ENOUGH OF THIS CHICK IN HER FUR. SHE IS A WITCH THAT NEEDS TO FLY AWAY ON HER BROOM PERMANENTLY.

Posted by: Margarita | May 5, 2008 09:39 AM

MARIAH IS SO TALENTED & MADONNA HAS ZERO TALENT - NOTHING BUT A TIRED EXHIBITIONIST. UGH.

Posted by: Margarita | May 5, 2008 09:41 AM

love Mariah, she is beautiful and can sing far better then Madonna!!!! That is why her cd is topping the charts.

Posted by: anne | May 5, 2008 10:11 AM

Way to go Mariah!
Madonna, why is she still relevant! She can't sing. Stop buying her music!!

Posted by: Darla | May 5, 2008 10:12 AM

Mariah by far, better singer, better looking, etc.

Posted by: anne | May 5, 2008 10:14 AM

I never liked Madonna for so many reasons. This is just one more for the list.

Posted by: Patty | May 5, 2008 10:45 AM

Madonna at least has class. Mariah, although she seems nice enough, dresses like her trashy Long Island roots would dictate. I'd side with Madonna and her fur wearing style any day!

Posted by: anon | May 5, 2008 12:28 PM

i have always loved mariah.. and after reading what she did.. i love her even more!!! its amazing mariah is so compassionate. she is so beautiful and so talented, and supportive of peta so I LOVE HER FOR THIS!!

Posted by: astrid | May 5, 2008 02:17 PM

WELL THANK YOU MARIAH!!!! I HAVE YOUR MUSIC AND ALWAYS LOVED YA BUT NOW SUPPORTING NO FUR YOUR ONE OF A FEW CARING HUMANES I KNOW. YOUR A REAL..."HERO".

Posted by: MICHELE FIORE | May 5, 2008 09:08 PM

Bruinboy, I'm just trying to follow your logic. Animals can kill other animals. Humans are animals. Therefore, humans can kill other animals. Therefore, humans can kill other humans...?????

Posted by: Kenna | May 5, 2008 09:35 PM

Has Madonna ever seen any actual footage of a 'skinning'? If she hasn't,maybe she needs to. Hopefully after watching a video of one or two she will be sick and not wear fur ever again. Seeing changed me forever,not that I wore fur anyway, but I had no idea at what actually went on.I could not sleep well for weeks after. Those images stayed with me.Maybe thats all Madonna needs too.

Posted by: Tammy Manson | May 6, 2008 07:35 AM

mariah
most def yo! :]
maddona is stupid.

Posted by: Aubrianna Barrr!!! | May 6, 2008 11:02 AM

Madonna has always been a bitch! Why should we be surprised with her antics now?

Posted by: susan | May 6, 2008 05:40 PM

Madonna is as fake as you can get. She really does not even have a great voice. Mariah rocks - has an amazing, truly gorgeous voice. And on top of that I have a feeling that she will still be super well into her 50's. Madonna looks like an a tired, old hag that is trying to look younger and younger. It ain't working. Women her age cannot go too thin as it makes them gaunt and actually older looking... the thing they are trying to prevent!!!!

Posted by: claudia | May 7, 2008 01:14 PM

Actually, Madonna is selling way more records than Mariah. I can see if you would like Mariah's stance on giving away the fur, but get your facts straight. Don't want to discredit yourselves...

Posted by: Echolalia | May 8, 2008 12:24 AM

wow and i was thinking the opposite.. shame on madonna

Posted by: joe | May 8, 2008 12:39 AM

Please stop wearing fur! Its killing me...Literally.
Madonna, Lindsey, Star, Aretha and that ugly witch from Desperate Housewives,please,please,please,have a heart.We would never let you live in horrible conditions,club you on the head or have electricity run up your bum until we 'thought' you might be dead, and then skin you while still alive and feeling the whole experience as your cries for help or from pain go unnoticed.Please, for the love of god,do something compassionate just once in your life.

Posted by: Rocky Raccoon | May 8, 2008 07:47 AM

MADONNA CAME FROM THE STREETS, SHE IS IN IT FOR HERSELF, SHE FORGETS JUST WHERE SHE CME FROM AND THE MONEY HAS GONE TO HER HEAD. SHE HAS NO COMPASSION FOR ANY ANIMALS. IF SHE HAD REAL COMPASSION SHE WOULD HAVE ANREADY DONATED HER TIME OR MONEY TO ANY ANIMAL RESCUE OR RIGHTS AGENCY OR SHE COULD HAVE ADOPTED AN AMERICAN CHILD, WE HAVE PLENTY HERE, THE ONLY REASON SHE GOT A KID FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY IS ITS CHEAPER. AND TO LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT SHE IS SO GREAT, YA! RIGHT. MY TOTAL SUPPORT GOES TO MARIAH.

Posted by: SHARIE DELLA | May 8, 2008 08:58 AM

Madonna is selling way more albums than Mariah...sorry but the "facts" should be accurate. I think instead of shaming celebrities like Madonna, we should concentrate more on educating those around us who think ignorance is bliss.

Posted by: Jen | May 8, 2008 01:08 PM

You only needed the first comment to make the case!

Mariah: HOT
Madonna: SOOOOOO NOT!!!

Wear your own skin, Madonna!

Posted by: Kim Jeffreys | May 8, 2008 02:32 PM

Mariah is an incredible singer who has sold more albums in America than any other female. Madonna has sold more albums in the WORLD than any other female. That pretty much sums it up there. While Mariah is content to chirp songs with barely any meaning sounding the same on every record, Madonna is constantly seeking new sounds, styles, and is an artist. That's the difference between the two: Madonna is an ARTIST and Mariah is a DIVA. Take it for what you will.

:-)
xo

Posted by: Phil | May 8, 2008 02:51 PM

Why would she give fur coats to give to the homeless? I don't understand. Peta is for animals. why not donate them to a homeless charity?? Did I miss something?

Posted by: Carol Alice | May 8, 2008 03:27 PM

Kenna

Yeah, its called war.

Posted by: Dr.Breen | May 8, 2008 03:27 PM

In spanish:

Es vergonzoso ver a una DIVA convertirse en ANTI-DIVA usando prendas tan fuera de moda como las pieles de animales inocentes!
Fur is out! Furs are not necessary to keep warm!
Madonna is the anti-diva
Mariah! You are our inspiration!!! Go ahead!
Claudia

Posted by: Claudia from Uruguay | May 8, 2008 04:07 PM

I love Madonna and have written her and her publicist urging her to stop wearing fur. I have all her albums including her new one. I think with more pressure from her fans, she may turn the tide. I always thought she was a vegan. I do not like the fur thing. As for Mariah-I dont own any of her albums, nor do I plan to by any anytime soon. I think it's great that she is a supporter of animal rights, but I am not a fan. NOT AT ALL

Posted by: Lisa M. | May 8, 2008 05:29 PM

No argument here. I vote for Mariah

Posted by: Paco | May 8, 2008 05:54 PM

I'm not a fan of pop at all. But Mariah is standable.
Madonna is ugly and old and should stop wearing fur...
& booty shorts. Her ass belongs to a grandmother.

& all of the "I love madonna"
people on here, stfu. madonna
went out of style before a lot
of you guys were born and now she
wants some attentionnnn.


Mm, kthx :].

Posted by: lauren | May 8, 2008 06:24 PM

I have never liked Madonna. Uergh I think she is so common. I just cannot find anything nice to say about her at all. I think she is a selfish and stupid person.. Get some feelings for other living beings Madonna!

Well done Mariah - I love you even more now I know what you did...

Posted by: Lulu | May 8, 2008 07:09 PM

Wow...when are we going to stop trying to compete, who's better or who is not? I would rather focus on the faith of the Lord, helping others & stopping this loathing of people. Loathing=hate in my book. Why should we hate, if we have to go there and dislike anyone, then why should it bother us? Keep the peace and work on something more like...cruelty to animals!!!; than having a "diva battle", besides what does that mean anyway? Nothing to me...I worry about more important things and trust in God.
Peace-out!

Erik

Posted by: Erik | May 8, 2008 07:21 PM

I never liked madonna as a person, but I kind of liked her earlier singing. She is a phoney, & tries to appear an interlectual. She is a horrible hypocrite, & I hate her lack of compassion. And I think that is why she is looking like a hag these days.Mariah will grow older more gracefully because she appears to be a very nice woman. I am not sure about her music, & not really a fan. (Sorry Mariah)But I wish her the best!

Posted by: Felicity Brach | May 8, 2008 07:58 PM

The older Madonna gets, the more she looks like Willem Dafoe.

*shudder*

Posted by: Sasquatch | May 8, 2008 09:30 PM

You should get the facts right first: Madonna is selling more albums than Mariah.

Mariah probably sold it to PETA because she knows that PETA fans and animal lovers will give her props and hence she will sell more records. Mariah is such a diva, not a person to really look up to.

Posted by: Mayo K. | May 8, 2008 09:35 PM

Way to go Mariah -- you have my vote! Madonna no amount of record sales will wipe that blood off your hands.

Posted by: Pamela | May 8, 2008 11:28 PM

Yeah, Madonna sucks for wearing that fur coat, but think of all the animals Mariah has eaten (their number is legion). Also, to clarify, Mariah sells more than Madonna in the U.S. only. Almost everywhere else, Madonna triumphs.
Eating meat is just as needless and cruel as wearing fur. As far as I'm aware, neither of these ladies is a vegan, so they both need to be enlightened. At least Madonna was a vegetarian for a while before she married that man.

Posted by: Clydester37 | May 8, 2008 11:30 PM

Sorry but I have seen Mariah Carey wear fur in pictures and on TV, so I am not sure why you are promoting her.

Posted by: Marie Gil | May 9, 2008 12:21 AM

I admire Mariah not accepting the fur coats, but it still doesn't make me a fan. Maybe he was hoping she'd wear them to cover her near nakedness. She looks slutty!

Posted by: Heather Wagner | May 9, 2008 07:25 AM

i love Madonna--she has made mistakes..we all have..what about the meds that Mariah was on that the lab rats were punished for--c'mon people--Madonna is a great girl

Posted by: chris | May 9, 2008 09:12 AM

What about Beyoncee and Jennifer Lopez?

Posted by: Roshana | May 9, 2008 10:29 AM

Are there any wholesome PETA celebs with talent and class?

Posted by: Judy | May 9, 2008 11:30 AM

The case here is not who is more talented or not - the discussion should be based on the animal cruelty... hence the wearing of fur !
Now, if PETA doesn't want anything to do with animal cruelty - then why in the world did they take those fur coats ????? Makes no sense to me either - and by the way - both Madonna and Mariah were in the late 80's,90's - so Mariah isn't a young chick either !!!!! Not as old as Madonna - but in her early 40's - if I'm not mistaken ! The issue isn't about who has more talent - or what - its about what they believe in - what is in their heart - about animals, the love or lack of love for and respect for mother nature.... and for Madonna - its truly sad she feels the need to wear fur... really sad !

Posted by: Yami | May 9, 2008 12:24 PM

madonna never could sing- if it wasn't for her engineers in the studio...and her adopting an african baby- why didn't she just financially support the baby's father so he could raise his son in the culture he was used to??If she dosent respect human life she isn't going to respect animal life....kudos to Mariah!!

Posted by: laura | May 9, 2008 08:26 PM

Wow, I'm so impressed by Mariah and completely disgusted by Madonna now!

Posted by: Mel | May 9, 2008 10:21 PM

Madonna proved a along time ago that she is a big phony and publicity whore who will do anything to get attention, even kill animals - her latest video proves that where she is half naked with, of all the talented people out there, Justin Timberlake! Gimme a brake - she needs to go back to the Michigan and crawl in a hole. MC is way more talented anyway, there's no contest - go Mariah!

Posted by: Linda Power | May 10, 2008 11:13 AM

Okay, fine, I'll update my statement then.

Bruinboy, I'm just trying to follow your logic. Animals can kill other animals in a nonwar setting. Humans are animals. Therefore, humans can kill other animals in a nonwar setting. Therefore, humans can kill other humans in a nonwar setting...?????

Posted by: Kenna | May 11, 2008 03:08 PM

i love mariah and madonna both but i love mimi more than maddy! gow mimi!

Posted by: dennie fidel | May 12, 2008 07:37 AM

somebody writes, madonna you know who you are. indeed. a piece of white trash, even when adorned with the suffering and blood of sentient beings.

Posted by: gloria monti | May 12, 2008 12:00 PM

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