Feb08
Internet Soup!
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You could look at it as a half-assed blog entry with no real topic, but I prefer to think of it as 10 blogs for the price of one! Either way, it’s all I’m offering this Friday afternoon, which means it’s time to brace yourselves for another edition of Internet soup! So, um, here are a bunch of links. Some of them are pretty funny.
- Portland, Oregon, is now the proud home of … the world’s first vegan strip bar. Congratulations, Portland.
- Some kinds of taxidermy are OK in my book.
- These awkward new anti-KFC shirts are guaranteed to make you popular in a hurry.
- Some meat advertising just does our job for us.
- We’ve got plenty of resources to help people humanely address conflicts with wildlife in their home, but what the hell are you supposed to do about that hipster infestation?
- Fish: Smarter than your kids. And cunning, too.
- What’s so unnatural about grown men drinking milk?
- French and Saunders like their fur coats “fresh.”
- Shouldn’t animals be doing more for the animal rights movement?
OK, that’s all I’ve got. If you’re still aching for more Internet hilarity, you can check out my groovy music videos here. But be warned, you will never get those 10 minutes of your life back.
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I actually clicked on each link. The first one, the vegan strip club, doesn't clearly bill itself that way on that myspace link. It brags about being the city's only smoke-free club. I guess you have to spend a lot of time looking at the site to find any mention of veganism.
Posted by: Ashes | February 8, 2008 05:31 PM
Ashes, here it is:
"What is Casa Diablo Gentlemen's Club all about? It's about dispelling the myths and lies that permeates human existence. It's about grabbing God by the balls and saying, "Hey, I'm not taking anymore of your shit, asshole!" There is a new king in town and we are taking over. We do things a little differently around here. Number one of which is that we don't murder innocent creatures. That's right. Casa Diablo Gentlemen's Club is the world's first and only vegan strip club. Don't be fooled by the political correctness posers out there. We aren't feminazis. We are femi-libertarians! Creatures, human and non-human, should be allowed to do what ever they want as long as they don't step on someone else's hooves. In this Universe that is virtually impossible but we mean to change all that ... eventually. In the meantime during our battle with God while we are trying to save all creatures from pain and suffering why not come down and have a look see. Casa Diablo Gentlemen's Club brings you the finest exotic dancers from around the world giving you a healthy dose of cruelty free pleasure ... because we can."
Nice potpourri, thanks Jack!
Posted by: Mike Quinoa | February 8, 2008 06:31 PM
Off-topic but apparently Purdue held some sort of "Vegfest" a while back. Someone mentioned this on YouTube and I thought PETA would be interested in knowing this.
Posted by: K | February 9, 2008 03:54 AM
French and Saunders have always ruled!
Posted by: Kelley | February 9, 2008 05:01 PM
Bravo Mike, Bravo.
Posted by: Judith, Freedom Fighter for Animals | February 9, 2008 05:21 PM
that is fucking sick with the animals fresh thing.
THAT IS FUCKING SICK!
and to think thats what fur is, i hope all people who wear fur die a slow painful death.
Posted by: Amber Falobas | February 10, 2008 02:47 PM
i'm just dropping in here for an important message:
The French Anti-Bullfighting Committee is entering a decisive phase with almost 700 celebrity signatures in order to terminate bull-fighting once and for all - and they are looking for witnesses who suffered serious trauma by onlooking this horrible thing! so if you are a witness and have some serious health consequences or any traumatic reactions please write to the following address:
Comité Radicalement Anti-Corrida
Guillassou
24110 St.Astier
France
or visit their website: anticorrida.com
Posted by: ANTI-CORRIDA | February 11, 2008 09:18 AM
vegan strip bar?cool
Posted by: tiff | February 13, 2008 10:32 AM