Jan02
Didja Miss Me?
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First of all, Happy New Year! Joel’s reign of terror over this blog has officially come to an end now that I’m back from vacation, so the PETA Files will be starting off the New Year with a return to the high-brow intellectual discussions, the lyrical prose style, and the rigorous grammatical standards that you may have missed in my absence.
I had actually been planning a whole long post devoted to making fun of Joel, but while I was skimming through his entries in search of material, I came across this little masterpiece, which made me change my mind. It may well be the most insightful, eloquent, and informative entry to appear on the PETA Files all year. So a big thank you to Joel for running the show last week—I should probably take vacations more often.
In other news, if you’re in New Year's resolution mode like I am, you should definitely check out PETA’s New Year's pledges to help animals. Whether it’s making an effort to buy cruelty-free products, taking more time to get active for animals, or cutting the eggs and dairy out of your diet, every little thing you do can make a big difference—and now is the perfect time to make the changes that you may have been putting off. For my part, I’m going to set aside more time to hang out with my friend Princess Cuteyface. And be nicer to Joel.
-Jack
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Comments
Welcome back Jack!
We will miss you Joel!
Posted by: Jaclyn | January 2, 2008 03:27 PM
Haha Awww! Of course we missed you Jack! Welcome back!
Posted by: K | January 2, 2008 03:43 PM
Yes, definitely! No one surpasses your wit. But I gotta say Joel did do a great job while you were gone.
Welcome back Jack!
Posted by: V. Soto | January 2, 2008 04:23 PM
Of course we missed you!
And you better spend more time with that adorable kitty!!
Posted by: Tamara | January 2, 2008 04:35 PM
yeah we missed u but jole was good 2! xx
Posted by: Peta Lover[not real name] | January 2, 2008 05:42 PM
You came back? Well, I didn't even notice you leave.
Posted by: Mystique Makepeace | January 2, 2008 09:36 PM
Yes Jack, I missed you. I think you're hot, but promise me you'll grow your hair long OK? It looks better that way. There are only three things in this world I really hate: people who hate and know nothing about animals, scientology, and short hair on guys.
:-)
Posted by: Mystique Makepeace | January 2, 2008 09:46 PM
Should we re-title this "The Jack ego thread"???
;)
I mean, come on, you weren't even in the documentary with Ingrid...didn't do a good job of walking through in front of the cameras...we want to see live-action Jack...
Posted by: Tamara | January 3, 2008 01:55 AM
Mystique Makepeace,
Yous crazy! Jack's short hair is hot!
Posted by: K | January 3, 2008 04:24 AM
Princess Cuteyface is adorable!!!!
Posted by: Ana | January 3, 2008 09:11 AM
What a sweet cat!! If you never said she is a she I would of thought well, it was a him, lol!! Welcome back Jack and it's always a pleasure reading Joels' posts!
Posted by: Carla | January 3, 2008 10:30 AM
Dear K
Oh, c'mon! ANY guy can have short hair; it takes real guts for someone to say "I'm not gunna be just another part of the mainstream, I'm gunna dare to be different!"
:-)
Posted by: Mystique Makepeace | January 3, 2008 04:32 PM
Mystique Makepeace,
Haha!
Posted by: K | January 3, 2008 05:42 PM
yes, Joel is a terrible updater
Posted by: Caboose | January 4, 2008 04:14 PM