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Zombies Hate KFC
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Since the Halloween season is upon us and all that, I wanted to share this bit of Halloween trivia with you. Zombies hate KFC. Seriously, they hate it. In fact, they hate it so much that they held a protest at a KFC in Moscow, ID, with signs reading “I’d Rather Be Dead Than Eat at KFC”. Unfortunately for this group of zombies, their photographer only got shots of their signs reading “Aurgh Graun Uargh”. But you get the idea. If you’d like to do your own zombie-themed KFC demo, click here.
And since you asked . . . No, I am not dressing up for Halloween. In fact, I’d rather go naked than dress up for Halloween.
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(Ukranian)
Pryvitannia! tvaryna aktyvist v moskva
Duzhe bahato diaka i otsinka.
---amerykans'kyy tvaryna aktyvist
Greetings! animal activists in Moscow.
A great many thanks and appreciation.
---American animal activist
Posted by: Ariel | October 27, 2007 02:51 PM
I'd rather be dead than eat soy chicken.
Posted by: Ray-O | October 27, 2007 07:43 PM
I doubt those english signs will be particularly effective for the average Moscovite. Note to activists: they speak/read russian.
Posted by: rojo | October 27, 2007 10:31 PM
I agree Id rater be dead then eat chicken. In fact lets make it for real. I say if all PETA members really have a passion on animal rights. We should hurt their KFC (Kills & Fucks Chickens) business by sucide bombing all KFC resturants. We will prove our point for animal rights by giving our lives for our cause and taking out KFC employees and customers from infants to elders. Then they'll know PETA members are serious not just a bunch of cowards protesting around KFC. ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THEN WORDS. Lets destroy every KFC world wide then the chicken buchers will hear our cause. PETA Forever!!
Posted by: PETA Tango | October 28, 2007 01:18 AM
I've heard that KFC boils chickens alive to make feather removal easier. I am admittedly an omnivore but I will NOT be eating KFC again. BOYCOTT THE BASTARDS!!
Posted by: Jeni | October 28, 2007 09:37 AM
Resident Evil 6: The KFC Syndicate.
Posted by: Caboose | October 28, 2007 10:27 AM
And PETA wonders why people think their group is full of wackos!
Posted by: Mars | October 28, 2007 02:23 PM
You know who else kills and f***s chickens? Panthers!
Posted by: Ray-O | October 29, 2007 01:45 PM
I would rather be killed then work at k.f.c.
Posted by: Misery | October 29, 2007 02:17 PM
Rojo,
Read the post again--the protest took place in Moscow IDAHO! They definitely speak English.
Good job, guys!
(What do Vegan zombies eat?
GRRRAAIINS! GRRRAAINS!)
Posted by: Soli | October 29, 2007 02:20 PM
But dont hate the panther. It is endangered
Posted by: Caboose | October 29, 2007 03:39 PM
I think it's in Moscow, Idaho? (Hence the "ID".) The "Aurgh, grauh..." is Zombie speak? Just a guess....
Posted by: Doug | October 29, 2007 03:59 PM
Thanks, not familiar with US state abbreviations, but am surprised to hear of a Moscow in the US.
Somehow that makes it all seem a bit sillier.
Posted by: rojo | October 29, 2007 09:39 PM
Soli
They eat green herbs, red herbs, and blue herbs. Zombies that can heal? OH NOES!
Posted by: Caboose | October 29, 2007 11:15 PM
Oh you better beware, you meateaters, you mockers of God. You think Peta Members are Freaks, wait till you meet the DEVIL IN HELL.
The Bible says "God deliberatly chooses the week and foolish things of the world to CONFOUND the self-confident FOOLS.
And since you clearly haven't figured this out:
The Mind, The Body, The Spirit; these three are ONE! You cannot have a heart full of LOVE (the Spirit of God) and a belly full of Misery and have a shred of morality.
Posted by: Kimberly | October 29, 2007 11:19 PM
yeah kfc is shit anyways.
get rid of it.
Posted by: courtney | October 30, 2007 12:35 AM
And this gives credibility how? It makes a serious issue look like a goofy freak show for wierdos.
Yeah, you can do a lot of crazy things to get attention, but if it turns people off at first glance that these are wierdos....
Here's a better idea: "FIRE hates KFC." "FIRE hates KFC's headquarters."
You think it is that bad for them to be boiling alive innocent beings by the millions so return the favor and make it clear how bad it is.
Yes, you need to petition congress to pass a law allowing Peta to burn down KFC .........
Posted by: Firebird | October 30, 2007 12:38 PM
Kimberly
Who is "God"? not all Omnivores are bad. :P
Posted by: Caboose | October 30, 2007 04:13 PM
Firebird
Congress=Durrrrrr.......
Dont expect congress to do anything!
Posted by: Caboose | October 30, 2007 10:54 PM
Firebird
Im sure congress would use D-U shells (In Bush's hamster wheel of a mind: Nucaler FTW! I am so smart)
Posted by: Caboose | November 3, 2007 07:27 PM