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Ed.jpgI just got this message from a dude named Edward Krystosek, whose e-mail address, lovetohunt1234@yahoo.com, is cleverly designed to show that despite being an avid hunter, he can still count all the way to four. The e-mail contained three different photos of Ed posing with the corpses of animals he has presumably killed. I'll spare you the other pics, but the message itself is priceless:

I figured you would enjoy seeing these.

 I will keep sending them to you since I know you will enjoy them.

 I fugure if you harass me, I will return the favor.

Anyway, it sounds like our Ed is a regular reader, so I "fugured" I'd Google him to see if I could learn some more about him. Turns out Ed hasn't left much of an Internet trail behind him, but in the process of seeking him out, I stumbled across this wonderful study about the long-suspected link between hunting and small penis size. Apparently, Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder (DMGD) and taking out your excess aggression on defenseless animals are inextricably linked. It just explains so much! I don't know if Ed's a sufferer himself, but if he is, it does provide a good explanation of why the poor guy craves attention so badly that he needs to send pics of himself killing animals to PETA. Here's hoping Ed gets the help he so desperately needs.



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It is actually proven that man with a special affinity to weapens and hunting or war games suffer from impotence (pls also check out the scientific works of Freud)

Posted by: Hans Steinbacher | March 9, 2007 04:49 PM

Dear Ed, You do not impress me. If everyone hunted like yourself, there wouldn’t be anything left alive. As we encroach more and more on their habitat, eventually they will all be gone. Then what are you going to do? Resort to cannibalism?

Posted by: Tracy | March 9, 2007 04:50 PM

hahahaha that's the funniest freaking thing I've read in a while. Keep up the good work Jack! :)

Posted by: Tricia | March 9, 2007 05:42 PM

Ed, please keep sending your pictures. The one on this page has your face partly covered. I would love to see what a man with a tiny penis looks like.

Posted by: Jaclyn | March 9, 2007 07:15 PM

This is what the hillbillies do instead of actually function- like get educated, work, think, take care of their kids.

Honestly, this idiot is like a poster boy for the powerless

Well, they usually end up shooting each other or themselves, so, whatever. No loss.

Posted by: kelly | March 9, 2007 07:24 PM

Watch out, Dick Chaney has a gun, Ed!

Posted by: CougarErikson | March 9, 2007 08:48 PM

This proves just how pathetic you are...and if you think you scare me by showing your catch?? you are mistaking and this proves just how stupid people like you really are

Posted by: Allon | March 10, 2007 03:33 AM

I forgot to mention, even though I can't see all of your face,
you look like a pitiful geek!
Can't get girls?

Posted by: Tina Halloran | March 10, 2007 03:47 AM

I bet the camo ensemble REALLY fools the fish too. The one he's holding probably jumped right in the boat thinking it was just a boat with a tree in it... (which fish just love).

Posted by: Jay | March 10, 2007 07:30 AM

ed changed his email address! oh well....

Posted by: doug | March 10, 2007 11:15 AM

Clearly Ed visits this site to rile people up. I say we totally ignore the guy and maybe he'll go away!

Posted by: Elizabeth Robbins | March 10, 2007 12:04 PM

I dunno, Jay... I think the camo may not be such a bad idea, what with animals starting to fashion their own weapons and all (see "Chimps With Weapons" blog entry). Ed may even want to consider upgrading to kevlar in the near future. Fish are crafty... who knows what they might be up to?

Posted by: Nancy | March 10, 2007 02:09 PM

What a Arsehole!!!


Posted by: pcb | March 10, 2007 02:25 PM

Hey Ed,
It has already been said that you have a small penis, why don't you send us a photo of that and really give us a laugh.
They do surgery now to extend your little winkle, so one day you might be a real man. Don't give up hope just yet.

Posted by: Mary | March 10, 2007 03:37 PM

i agree that Ed had no right to aggrivate your group. but wouldn't it have been better to just ignore him rather than childishly claim that he has a small penis?

Posted by: josh | March 10, 2007 04:16 PM

he is just compensating for lack of man-hood

Posted by: Melissa | March 10, 2007 05:50 PM

Dear Ed--It is a shame you are probably impotent, but my friends and I only date guys who like animals and respect the rights of all living creatures, so you wouldn't make the cut anyway. What is up with the fish fooling camo, anyway?

Posted by: Kelley | March 11, 2007 10:46 AM

Absolutely a small penis! We know who he is and forget small....it's miniscule! Hahaha. One day we will meet in the woods, oh and by the way, my husband and I are firearms instructors who don't shoot animals, wear fur, or eat meat but we can shoot straight and far!!! He looks like smelly bait to me!!

Posted by: terry | March 11, 2007 01:41 PM

This is why I love PETA

Posted by: Aisy | March 11, 2007 02:19 PM

Jack,
I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised about that fact that you won’t post my replies to this thread but you will post the childish remarks. Again it only shows the lack of intellect in the PETA ranks. I particularly like the idiot Terry who likes to make public threats about shooting other people, that’s especially bright I must say.

I wonder if it is physically possible for PETA members to make a valid argument with out resorting to threats, name calling and penile remarks. I really don't think so, keeping that in mind I will not peruse you any further, or waste any more time on this sight. It is painfully obvious to me, that you will not rationalize like adults, or discuss the issues in a civilize manner.

I will address each of these comments in the off chance that you produce the courage to post it:

-Hans,
I would really like to see the study proving a the link between hunting and impotence. I think you are full of it.

-Tracy,
You don't impress me either, but I will address your comments. First, how could you possibly know anything about me or how I hunt? Second, thank you for proving my point, about human encroachment. Hunters are not the problem here, you are. Third, if you spent as much time getting educated about this subject, as you do making ignorant comments you would know that sportsmen and women do moor for the habitat, environment and animals of the world then the entire PETA organization. Fourth go back to school, your self is spelled in 2 words not one.

-Tricia,
I am glad you are amused, I suggest you also check out the works of Mother Goose if that’s all it takes to entertain your self.

-Jaclyn,
Just go to PETA HQ and you will see all you men you want that fit your description.

-Kelly,
Just for you information I am very educated, have a very good job, and love my children very much. My real question is this; if I am the idiot then why is that you don’t know that proper nouns are supposed to be capitalized like “kelly”?

-Jay,
I really shouldn’t even entertain you comment it is so dumb. Just in case you really don’t know I will explain it. The “ensemble” as you put it is water proof and warm and if you can see past your nose you could tell it was cold and rainy that day. As far as the tree comment, fish do relate to sunken trees, rocks and brush. It is called cover or shelter which is one of the 3 basic needs, along with food and water, which you should have been taught, in 7th grade biology.

-Dear Kelly,
I am happily married to my beautiful wife, so I am not looking, but thanks for the useless information anyway. I do respect all living creatures, in more ways then you can possibly imagine. I will not go into to details however, as there is not enough time in the world to explain it and you don’t really want to hear it anyway.

-Terry,
If you know who I am, then you know where I live, come over and say hi, let’s talk. Incidentally, is that what you teach in you firearms classes, that it is ok to shoot people in the woods, or that it is ok to threaten someone in that manner. Do you know what that is called, ILLEGAL!! I don’t think you really do teach any type of firearms training, because no real firearms instructor would ever make those comments, even in jest. By the way, I am an excellent shot as well.

-Aisy,
Don’t get me wrong, I love PETA too. It is a great organization that teaches our children that it is ok to break the laws of our country, like indecent exposure, harassment, personnel property destruction, and unlawful demonstration. It is also outstanding in the capacity to fight for a cause and prove the oppositions point. Not to mention the only real ammunition they have is to make dick jokes. I say keep up the good work.

Good bye to you all, and good riddance.

Posted by: Ed | March 11, 2007 04:45 PM

This is the newest idiot of the century: A man who's such an attention whore that he's going to email pictures of himself with his victims to the PETA's email for the whole internet to ridicule. This man doesn't have a microscopic penis...he has a concave one.

Posted by: Nyx | March 11, 2007 07:38 PM

Haha, Pathetic!

Posted by: K | March 11, 2007 10:14 PM

I fugur weer all doomed if this is the calibar of the peepl argewing with us.

Posted by: DaliyVeg Editor | March 12, 2007 05:37 AM

Your're an idiot. It's that simple.

Posted by: Lori | March 12, 2007 09:21 AM

Dear Ed-

Yourself is actually one word.

As is Murder, Stupidity, and Asshole.

Posted by: Rachel | March 12, 2007 10:55 AM

Dear Ed,

Even though you claim you will never look at this site again you know you will. You may not post comments to make us think you're not looking but you will.

"Yourself" is actually one word, maybe YOU should try going to school. "Without" is also one word. And it's "civilized manner" not civilize manner.

If you "respect animals in more ways than we could know", why would you take away their "three basic needs"? Isn't allowing a creature their three basic needs the least you can do to respect and care for them?

Please visit http://www.dmgd.org to see the proof behind your unfortunate genetics.

Thanks for making our day and proving everything we have ever believed about hunters.

Posted by: lindsey | March 12, 2007 12:08 PM

hey ed,
i suggest that you don't just have a micro penis but also micro brains - anyhow i wish you that on your next big fishing tour there shall be a giant shark at the other end and ......jaws!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: rico | March 12, 2007 12:14 PM

Ed, why then are hunters all low-rent hillbillies that are laughed at by the rest of the population? I mean, not the peta members. EVERYONE ELSE.

And as far as your education goes, you can't spell and you misuse words and use poor grammar. Where was this education? Seriously. I'm not being mean here.

Educated, intelligent people are not wandering around shooting nearly-tame animals and wasting their time. They are FUNCTIONING in society- volunteering in the community, doing things with their kids, etc etc etc.

CREATING instead of mindlessly destroying.

Posted by: kelly | March 12, 2007 12:45 PM

This guy is seriously the biggest idiot ever! His attempt at correcting other people's grammatical errors is hilarious. He has the vocabulary of a sixth grader. His attempt at justifying the MURDER of INNOCENT animals provides a real laugh as well. This guy deserves no children. I feel horribly sorry for them. He obviously cannot help them with their homework. He teaches them it's alright to murder. He's a disgusting pr*ck!!

Posted by: Shannon- Chicago | March 12, 2007 12:47 PM

If Ed is so big and bad, why does he choose to hide behind camouflage and use a gun? What is he scared of? Just goes to show hunters are such sissy's. lmao rofl

Posted by: Shannon- Chicago | March 12, 2007 12:51 PM

To Ed: You're making fun of people for their spelling mistakes while yours has plenty.

I was an environmental studies major in college. The environmental argument against hunting is strong. If you want facts as you say, you can go to http://www.peta.org/mc/factsheet_display.asp?ID=53 and www.hsus.org for more information.

Posted by: Jon | March 12, 2007 01:30 PM

Ed, if you supposedly respect all living creatures, then you will look at all of the information (from PETA and elsewhere) about how your hobby is torturing the animals, and you will then stop this horrible activity. If you love your children, then you will stop hunting, to teach them good values such as respect and kindness.

(PS, this is a web "site", not "sight" - since you spent enough time singling out the alleged errors of others on this page)

Posted by: Michele | March 12, 2007 03:44 PM

Oh yeah, one more thing, Ed: posting just to bash on people who are laughing at your idiocy at what you did only proves how childish and pathetic you are.

Not only that, but you try to act all intelligent, yet you can't even spell "Yourself."

Posted by: Nyx | March 12, 2007 05:21 PM

I am going to cross post this on every Vegan message board that I can. ED might become a little celeb and we might find out where he lives!!!! hmmmmmmm?

Posted by: doug | March 12, 2007 06:20 PM

Looks like this is the most popular of the blog posts.

Posted by: Nyx | March 12, 2007 06:37 PM

I am a PETA supporter and I get so sick and tired of reading the insulting, ignorant crap that comes spewing from most of the "fellow supporters" mouths. So you can insult a man about his penis size, so you can call him a murderer, asshole, idiot, redneck . . . what are you?

What happened to trying to inform the public? When did an eye for an eye become the normal?

You people are the reason the majority of the world looks at us like we are idiots, act with responsibility. This is why "liberal" has become a bad thing to be . . . hunting and penis size, come on really. Let's just make up facts.

We're slowing going down in flames.

Posted by: Lonnie | March 12, 2007 07:16 PM

Dear Ed, You spelled my name wrong!

Kelley

Posted by: Kelley | March 12, 2007 08:29 PM

There's just something about this thread i don't understand. You know, I realize that this Ed guy came onto your message board and sent you pictures of the game that he caught. The guy is an insensitive prick who just wanted to rile you people up. Obviously most of you are adults and could have just left him alone to stew in his own loneliness and been the bigger person right? It just seems to me that all of your small penis jokes and "lets find out where he lives" comments just compounded the problem. I'm not a vegetarian and probably will never be and I do occasionally enjoy to hunt and fish. Though on the other hand I volunteer at the local hospital and donate to the United way on a weekly basis. Though before you start cracking your penis size jokes and wanting to know where I live I want to get my point across. If you guy's are so concerned about people not criticizing your beliefs, then why do you feel the need to cut people down just because they don't feel the same? You know animal rights is a great cause and I have a lot of respect for you folks for standing up for what you believe in, but this kind of disrespect for other's opinions and choices tarnishes the reputation of your whole organization. I just thought I'd comment on this so some of the posters would realize that just because some people don't believe in the same things you do doesn't mean they are a stupid redneck or an uneducated slob that doesn't care about their community. I'm not defending the insensitive prick by any means but it strikes a nerve that just because he hunts and fishes that he must he an a bad father and a hillbilly. I hope that this post was civil enough that I will not receive a firestorm of personal attacks in my inbox, but thats not always the case. I hope you all have a great evening.

Posted by: Kraus | March 12, 2007 10:54 PM

hunter ed,
i show you my middlefinger - it's more impressive than your tiny thing!

Posted by: cappuccino | March 13, 2007 07:39 AM

Bye Ed!! We should throw him a going away party.

Posted by: Sarah | March 13, 2007 02:05 PM

I am dissapointed in everyone's comments and perhaps Ed may have a point. None of you posted without name calling or using rational thinking. I have to say that no good point was made here!

Posted by: Elizabeth Robbins | March 14, 2007 09:28 PM

Well Elizabeth, I doubt that anyone here really cares how disappointed you are (did you deliberately spell that word wrong?). I know I am not going to lose any sleep about it.

What the majority of the individuals posting on this site care about are the animals that are being abused, tortured and killed every day, at the hands of supposedly intelligent human beings.

Posted by: Michele | March 15, 2007 10:25 PM

um, Ed looks like a chubby faced geek. i assume he has no life so he must find creative, productive positive things to do like kill animals. he could certainly use some sunlight and some veggies and fruits to boost his IQ. Yes recent studies show that vegans and their offspring have higher IQ's....surprise surprise NOT.

Posted by: veganlove | March 16, 2007 11:33 PM

here are some rational points:

1) animals feel pain, you should not cause others to feel pain for your enjoyment

2) there is an eco-system in balance that is damaged when you hunt or fish

3) hunting rips apart families (animal families)

4) people are often hurt, maimed, or killed during hunting - innocent people who may be walking by and using the woods in a positive manner

5) you are teaching that it is okay to harm those who are helpless for entertainment

6) millions of animals are hurt but not quickly killed and suffer for long periods of time

and reasons reasons reasons. but people resort to name calling because we KNOW those reasons, and so does Ed. he just doesn't care. he causes an animal to suffer and die and it doesn't bother him. what else can you say to that?

Posted by: rachel | March 19, 2007 02:03 PM

Ed, you are so much the manly man I've always dreamed of. How I long to make love to you -and your tiny penis- on a deerskin rug (compliments of yourself!). And just look how handsome you are with that big ole fish. You must make your Momma so proud.

Posted by: Lauren | April 1, 2007 03:44 PM

Wow.....just wow... I will have you know that hunters are responsible for 1) the vast majority of animal habitats and conservation efforts. You think those state parks are paid for by taxes? Guess again, the majority of them are maintained by hunting license revenue.
2) Without hunters, MILLIONS of animals would starve and/or get struck by cars. I can guarantee you that being killed by a hunter is much more humane than the alternative.
3) The majority of hunters do, in fact, love animals. A TRUE hunter appreciates spending time in the wild. A hunter does not hunt to kill. A hunter kills to hunt.
4) Just one single organization has donated 1700 tons of venison in the past 10 years. That has provided for 13.6 MILLION meals for starving PEOPLE in America.
What has PETA done?

Posted by: Doug | April 1, 2007 10:40 PM

Dear Ed READ THIS

Don't worry about what peta fucktards think, they feel smart when they use decent spelling and grammar when they post their useless drivel. They get excited when people tell them they are special or give them another insult to use. By the way, nice fish.

Vegetarian is another word for bad hunter.

Posted by: Larry Buck | April 2, 2007 01:11 AM

Lauren, you are the best! You summed it up just about perfectly.

Posted by: Michele | April 2, 2007 03:10 PM

Right on Rachel !! I couldn't have said it better!

Posted by: Kealey | April 14, 2007 06:14 PM

Kraus, Elizabeth and Lonnie, i'm relieved to see that there are some people in this organization who don't resort to childish name-calling. Now, I donZt know for myself whether this gene is, in fact, real or not. But this guy sent the pictures to PETA blog for the purpose that he indeed achieved: riling up those who read the blogs. I mean, their response to his email is funny, but to continue on and on about about his misspellings alll day? stop flipping a nut, people. 7e mature. Not all hunters are stupid rednecks; its a stereotyping as much as all vegitarians who belong to PETA are crazy granola-eating, tree-hugginghippies who throw red paint on people wearing fur.But obviously the people who have respoded before me, with the exception of those I named above, can't deal with things maturely and resort to childliahly perpetuating these indecent and unkind stereotypes. C'mon people, let's spread peace and love along with our supposed-to-be Peaceful message??? By writing the blog, and responding to the blog, we have done exactly what this Ed fellow wanted us to: get pissy, insulting, and childish? sure, his email was that, too, but since when would you want to stoop to his level? I say, grow up or shut up (please), which is sad I need to say that, because I'm most likely younger than all of you.

and go pick on my spelling, if it makes you feel better about yourself. (btw, I've been veggie half my life, so don't even think I sympathize with hunters.)

Posted by: Basia Marie | June 12, 2007 09:07 PM

FAGS Freakin FAGS , You're gonna judge some that hunts by there penis size. Maybe yall outa check that mistletoe between ur legs. OR maybe, just maybe you can grow some balls and face the fact the Peta aint gonna stop hunting. You cant stop is you freakin Fudge Packers.

Posted by: Anonymous | August 9, 2007 08:04 PM

Nice fish ed!

Posted by: justin | August 14, 2008 03:49 PM

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